"It's been 21 hours and 26 minutes since our date ended. That's enough time to call, right? But it's 6:30 pm on a Saturday. Will she think I have no life? She's not going to be home now. She's probably out with her friends. What do I say on the voicemail. Do I pretend to be out with my friends? Maybe if I turn up the TV really loud she'll think I'm at a bar. No, I'll wait until tomorrow. But then she might ask what I did tonight? I can't tell her I spent four hours jerkin it to Golden Girls. ****! I'll call her. No I won't. No I will. ****!"