you know what a love letter from my heart is, you f***? It's a bullet to the f***ing head. If you get a love letter from me, you're f***ed foreever.

Frank, ya gotta believe me, I don't even know who MotorBoatJon is.

It's good to be the King.

The King.

The king says, "Thankyewverymauch".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z4ev3HoOds

This is the King of the Hill League, do you have what it takes to be King?

It's good to be President Skroob as well, but this is not Skroob of the Hill.

Listen up ladies. You maggots need to grow a pair before you can even attempt to make an assault on these Hills. You won't have your mommy around to hold your hand. You won't have your weird Uncle Brucie around to squeeze your balls. But I'm gonna be around to get my boot in your *** if you don't shape up. Are you gutless wonders ready to charge up our Hills now? (SIR, YES SIR.)

This is a league where we talk in the forum and I have a lot of fun doing so. I'd better because I often put in a 2nd team to help the league fill faster and In 54 teams I have had no League championship teams. (although with 5 WS appearances I still have hope.) Anyway, you will have more fun if you use the forum.

Whar are ye laddies? It's not Everest, you know.

Our Kings stand at their Hills like a stone wall.

We try to develop division rivalries here in KOH. Here are the divisions as they stand now: NLE cwillis802 Lazarhawks, fatboydad54, simms323232 NLC TBill7, gbkjr, tribechamp17, sfpvideo NLW MotorBoatJon, pete775, Nevadaman, kayfabe ALE sjh0825, TBill7, jdh34, MotorBoatJon ALC rob infinite, good_beef, mauldawg, fatboydad54 ALW skunk206, vtspirits, monkeycurse, captncaveman.

So this is baseball, I'm here to recruit you, stay on the couch. Whoo, Hoo it's our first preseason recruitment haiku.

So this is Christmas, I passed out at the party? Did you find my pants?