One spot left - who has the balls and taint to step up and put a team into this league? If you want a competitive *** league where day in and day out you think about when the next simulation is going to be and perhaps get a semi when imagining the box score in your head (I know I do) this is the league for you. If you don't get excited at the thought of conquering this league then maybe check where your balls went. Maybe the big bad wolf ate them and used them to lure the three little piece of $hit pigs out of there homes with. Because if you don't want this last spot you are a piece of $hit and worse then Bin Laden.
This league has been around for over 40 some seasons and not even the damn GOAT himself Tribey clause has won this league...YET!! This is the year. When I make love to my wife I stare into her eyes and tell her my lineup and my strategy and how I am going to take down all these assclowns in the King of the Hill League. This league is full of Hall of Famers. We have skunk, rob, fatboy, monkey, kayfabe, motorboat, mauldawg among all the other amazing GM's...and of course who could forget our captain...the one and only TBill - who is probably out right now banging a waitress!
Come join the fun as we talk about Christopher Columbus having intercourse with Sacagawea; the truth behind the Lewis & Clark expedition (tribey was the real mastermind behind that $hit they just took credit for my work), beanie babie pornography, who invented the turtle neck (was it vspirits or nevadaman?) and find out if I like the movie Fox & the Hound or Dumbo better. Find out if Lazerhawks prefers Count Chocula or Frankenberry cereal (or maybe he just eats oatmeal out of a stripper dairy air.) This is the greatest league in Whatifsports history - if you don't like it then %&^$ you ;)