That's what I'm looking for! But it was a joke.
After reading
fluff_nasty I realized what TrentonJoe said and would have to be very lucky to get someone that good.
I was worried about how all the preferences needed to be just right to get a player in D1 but now it seems more like what I did in D2 as far as finding the "quality level" of player I could get. I'm looking at preferences more but they aren't the all-deciding factors that I was worried about.
And thanks for the good additional info TrentonJoe!