I will not draft Joe Morgan for any reason in any league at any time. I don't care if it's a Joe Morgan theme league. I don't care if every time someone drafts Joe Morgan WIS donates money to an orphanage in Cambodia. I don't care if Joe Morgan's mom is sitting next to me watching me draft at a 120mil cap and eagerly seeing who I pick at 2B all the while raving about how good her son is. I don't care if her feelings are hurt and she has to go on Zoloft to deal with the disappointment. SCREW THAT GUY.