Having been outed as a yatzr-using cheater, I researched the results of my reprehensible behavior. 75 seasons coaching D1A, 29 of which coaching "elites", with zero National Championships. I did once beat slid64er in an exhibition game. I am considering volunteer public-service activities in hopes of making amends for my transgressions. Problem is, I may not be able to kick the habit. Perhaps some other addicted failures would consider forming a yatzr anonymous club. We could call it "friends of Greg".