Tang is going to tell us how President Trump is involved in the murder of the WoPo journalist, formally editor in chief of the state run Saudi news paper then fired back in 2003 and Muslim Brother member and school mate of Osama Bin Ladin. That's 'cause he knows all about it and will fill us dumbasses in on his truth.
How does he have this power you may ask. It's because of his SUPER MENNONITE powers. Unknown to even real and regular Mennonites.
His SUPER POWERS come from his dad and six guys from a disbanded fake Mennonite church near Nebraska or one of the Dakotas or something.
Sounds pretty credible to me.