Posted by dino27 on 6/23/2019 10:58:00 PM (view original):
BEACH BOYS VS BEASTIE BOYS
BEASTIE BOYS HEAD BUTT EACH OTHER AND GET KNOCKED OUT IN 3RD ROUND
CAROL KING VS CARLY SIMON
CAROL SCORES 7TH ROUND TKO.
J.GEILES VS GEORGE THOROGHGOOD
J. GEILES IN 3RD ROUND SMACKDOWN
ELO VS MOODY BLUES
DRAW
BOSTON VS CHICAGO at MICHIGAN STADIUM in ANN ARBOR
Boston plays "corporate rock" in the 3rd Round and is disqualified by the referee from nearby WINDSOR, ONTARIO, CANADA.
Chicago wins by the "Legitimate Genius" technicality but is given a $250,000 penalty out of their Million Dollar Prize due to unleashing the solo career of Peter Cetera on the American public.
CHICAGO!!!
QUIET RIOT VS LOUDNESS in the "Masters of the 80's Match"
Can anyone win this? Really, did anyone EVER really win with these bands? But I digest...
Loudness get the victory on the strength of the fact that at least there are 3 of the 4 ORIGINAL members still touring together today and their original drummer passed away in 2008. I just remember them for Akira being the Japanese EVH and the fact that almost EVERY single whacky South Detroit Suburb kid called them in 1985...
ROUDNESS!!!
DIO VS OZZY in the "What the hell did he say lyrical matchup"
Dio is beaten in the 4th Round when it is discovered that he has an actual lyric of "Ruh-Ruh" Ozzy was in contention with a constant barrage of nonsense like "They call me Mr Tinkertrain That's how I got to get my name" but once "Ruh-Rhu" is heard, you can kinda never go back.
DIO!!!