TRUMP'S HALLOWEEN PLANS

1. witch hunt
2. bowl of count chocula
3. write letter to wolf blitzer
4. sleep with an old bat
5. seance to talk to ghost of andrew johnson
6. watch abbott and costello meet frankenstein
7. go on date with bride of frankenstein
8. drain the swamp
9. dye his hair red
10. walk around with a light bulb in his mouth.
10/30/2019 12:59 PM
TRANSCRIPT STUFF

eventually congress has to get the entire telephone conversation transcript and get testimony as to how the summary was put together and the process of the selective editing.
there is a very big cover up story waiting patiently.

i think the exposure of the unexpurgated transcript will be the game changer.


watch this observatory.
10/30/2019 3:53 PM (edited)
THE MIGHTY STASH

bolton is now scheduled to testify next week.
big stuff.
but will he wriggle out.
10/30/2019 4:12 PM (edited)
Posted by dino27 on 10/29/2019 11:47:00 AM (view original):
LIGHT MY FIRE

who would want to move to beverly anymore.
california is just so dangerous now...if
it isnt the earthquake threat it is definitely the fires.
it is no wonder there isnt any water left
it all goes to fighting fires.

and florida ? people are thinking twice about
moving there with the increasing storms and hurricanes.

immigration...shmimigration.
the fires are getting worse and trump is moving to florida.
hashtag@bringingtheswamp.
11/1/2019 7:51 PM (edited)
THE BLINDSPOT

the fires are getting so frequent and sprawling in
california that now they give them names.

in today's united states the science people are the jehova's witnesses
and the noah and the ark party have all the answers.

makes intelligent people's heads want to explode.
there is no way out.

11/1/2019 7:56 PM
HERO DOG REFUSES TRUMP

the hero dog that chased bagdaddy into the tunnel has
refused through his spokesperson to visit donald trump at the
white house.
he objects to trump's repeated and pointed use of the canine slurs -
whimpered like a dog.....
died like a dog.

he will not accept a medal or a treat from trump under the circumstances.
11/1/2019 9:07 PM
good dog
11/1/2019 11:57 PM
Never trust a man who hates animals

Don the Con hates animals.......thinks they are dirty and germ ridden.....just like Barron.
11/2/2019 2:09 AM
POTPOURRI

the face of lindsey graham is looking pastier and pastier....i think he has an undertaker who applies his makeup.
elizabeth warren wants to bite off more then she can chew......she cant deliver and she knows it but at least she put it out there.
immigration reform is an american Afghanistan.......
roadrunner once ...roadrunner twice.....
lindsey graham has the darkest soul in congress.
how many gnats wont go.
40% are republicans - regressives
20% are independents - they cant make up their minds and many think they are too good to call themselves dems so they vote third party and **** up the country.
40% are dems - progressives......they aspire...on one issue in particular i cringe at many and have real consternation but on the whole this is the party that has the aspirationalists and truly want a more perfect country. ....home is where the heart is.
mitch is a secret stand up comedian.
bob lanier's successor had big shoes to fill.
the calendars should be changed so that the new year falls on september 1.
the farmers are the jesus christs of america.
remember the alamo.
matchbox cars vs hot wheels
tomatoes are the most popular fruit.

11/2/2019 6:48 AM
PODCASTS

2 podcasts i just found...if you like talk about vintage comedians and modern
check out a podcast about the johnny carson show...he goes way back.....i heard an episode with the guy who played duke slater...i forget his real name.
and the gilbert godfrey podcast - needless to say..friggin aflac.
11/3/2019 6:05 PM (edited)
A STABLE MORON

might be impeached for doping
has made birther synonymous with truther and truther synonymous with liar
has made the republicans even better lairs and they just cant resist
it is only lies and trolls but they like it...like it.....yes they do.
takes lots of bottles of tums every day but no one can go near him after 6 am because he just tweets non - stop.
he has dumbed down america like nobody's fool.
he makes gomer pyle sound like albert einstein when he has to read
otherwise he sounds like hitler
he has slandered and demeaned man's best friend on a daily basis
he is hated in new york and washington dc
i guess it is true what they say about a prophet in his hometown
he wants to give barron a lobotomy because joe kennedy did it to his kid
he wants to shoot someone on 5th ave to test it out and take the heat off the impeachment
he kisses only white babies
he is unlikely to have a library in his name....maybe a used book store
he has made bed bugs a thing
they might name a prison after him
he wants to be a strong man because he is a weak man
he wants to have a threesome with 2 midgets
he calls himself MP - me president
dance this mess around
11/3/2019 11:24 PM (edited)
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE NOOSE

trump loses big ny tax case today in fed court - the case forcing his accounting firm to send paperwork and returns re the ny hush money case investigation.
being appealed to supreme court....but .they might not accept the case....maybe no constitutional issue present.

fox poll has clinton beating trump.

trump is threatening to shoot someone on 5th ave.

ringo starr has recorded lennon song grow old with me with paul..for new ringo album -beatles.
11/4/2019 1:07 PM (edited)
MORE NOOSE - EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED

the mr. rogers stoned trial starts tomorrow.
maybe trump will shoot him.
who knows what will happen.
what will roger wear.
11/4/2019 1:18 PM
MORE NOOSE FOR THOSE WHO READ

one of the associates working with rudy has a new lawyer and has decided to cooperate.
yutes.
11/4/2019 6:35 PM
in the hallowed halls of justice the justices are on the walls.
send text..read footnotes...
cluck defiant
plead insanity no matter what the charge
tip the judge
smile at the jury
wear shoes every day.
11/4/2019 6:42 PM
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