Also, weird theory that god will reach down and give us gills or sun-resistant skin.
Could you imagine? You wake up one day, struggling for survival against rising sea levels, wondering if today is the day the patches on your makeshift raft give out, when you reach up to scratch your neck and...flaps? Why do I have flaps on my neck? Are...are these gills? Can I breathe underwater now? Holy ****! Good lookin out, god!