Best Player Names, 2019 Edition Topic

mal247
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I just drafted Hitler 2.0.

Germany Power (SS)
2/7/2019 11:18 AM
loudawg10
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Not to be confused with Player Profile: Germany Power - Hardball Dynasty Baseball | WhatIfSports

2/7/2019 12:56 PM
hockey1984
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I'm too lazy to link but a few seasons ago someone drafted Angel Pujols. Sounds like a porn star name.
2/8/2019 8:13 AM
jamier2003
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Player Profile: Cookie Odor - Hardball Dynasty Baseball | WhatIfSports
2/8/2019 4:38 PM
bruceleefan
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Guy just came up in our amateur draft. I moved him up based on his name but someone actually took him with the 7th overall. I wasn't THAT impressed with the name... Still he is a pretty obvious entrant for this thread.

Player Profile: Sticky Dickey
2/8/2019 8:40 PM
damag
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I’m genuinely in awe of that one. ^

2/8/2019 8:46 PM
TheManUtley
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How do you link a player? I have Dicky Fukudome (***-u-do-me)
2/9/2019 1:32 AM
TheManUtley
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https://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/PlayerRatings.aspx?pid=8601441
2/9/2019 1:33 AM
friarboy
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Wilton Wang

https://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/PlayerRatings.aspx?pid=8825693

When he finally makes it to the majors he will make more money promoting ED products all over Rhode Island
2/10/2019 10:24 AM
tlowster
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I have a couple to add to the fun. A nice throw back of Children of the Corn. And just...well...take a look for your self.

Player Profile: Malachi Goforth - Hardball Dynasty Baseball | WhatIfSports
Player Profile: Dick Unknown - Hardball Dynasty Baseball | WhatIfSports
2/11/2019 8:37 PM (edited)
hockey1984
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Doctor: You're pregnant. Do you know who the father is?
Woman: Dick Unknown.
Doctor: (Facepalm)
2/11/2019 7:45 AM
friarboy
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Willy Pill- his locker room nickname is "Viagra"

https://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/ProspectProfile.aspx?pid=9603562
2/17/2019 8:32 PM
damag
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Don't know if this is even funny or not. I've never seen this name before.

Cleuluis Witt

2/23/2019 9:10 AM
jaylien1
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Galahad Black he’s a star and who doesn’t think about naming their kid Galahad?
DJ Unknown, word around town is he spends his nights at the club... (insert bad joke drum sound here)
Louis Lewis, creative, amiright?

Also an IFA signed in one of the worlds signed today named Gregor Gregorious...

Just to name a few.
2/28/2019 11:44 PM
damag
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I totally sign players sometimes for their names alone. My favorite was Jose Jose.

3/1/2019 10:42 AM
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