Best Player Names, 2019 Edition Topic

I like Posiedon Houston--he's ready for the deluge. https://www.whatifsports.com/hbd/Pages/Popups/PlayerRatings.aspx?pid=8819808
9/19/2019 12:07 PM
Pinky Hunter is my favorite recent draft pick but I'm not sure I'd want to hang out with him. Hi King in the same draft, advertises what he likes to do on days off. Dude Knight - just like that one. And which team club house to pick, the Ivy House or the Shaggy House? But I'm sure some of you are wondering if these names could be any Les Dull...
9/28/2019 4:24 PM
Tiny Brasier is not very popular in the club house.
10/1/2019 2:55 PM
I' m worried my new draft pick won't focus enough time and attention on baseball. He has the hobbies of an 80 year old man. When he isn't playing baseball he Lon Bowles
12/16/2019 8:21 AM
I have no idea how my scouts found Lyle Unknown.

12/17/2019 8:39 AM
It's Hoops Dynasty, not HBD, but this guy is incredibly skilled at handling balls.
12/21/2019 7:55 AM
I have Goose Hunter although he is currently rehabbing from a hunting accident...
1/3/2020 12:14 PM
1/18/2020 11:35 PM
This poor sonofabitch. Stubby Koch.

2/12/2020 9:37 PM
3/4/2020 11:22 AM
They most openly Gay baseball player in the Riley world

Hi Cox
3/17/2020 12:52 PM
3/23/2020 8:41 AM
Can't link him because he's a prospect in an upcoming draft but I just found a guy named Cutter Fingers.

His parents wanted to raise him to become a serial killer. Instead he became a baseball player.

(His brother Butter Fingers never made the team)
3/23/2021 9:08 AM
Butter Fingers went out for football, became a WR.

3/23/2021 9:16 AM
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