True Story: I was Office Manager of large medical clinic. It was affiliated with a union . Most of the union officials were mob guys. I was friendly with one who was an enforcer. Not sure exactly what he did but he was Muscle. Classic Italian, Tall, built like a linebacker, collared shirt kept open to show his hairy chest with big gold chain. Nice guy as long as you weren't meeting him professionally.
One day I hear him yell my name from the back of the clinic where the supplies were in the Supply Closet. So I go back there and he is looking at the closet. I say " What's a matter Tony" ? He says "isopropyl Alchohol" ! I say "Yah" ?
He says "Don't you know if you take one bottle of that and pour it on the back seat of a car and light it the whole car will go up in smoke" ?!!!
With a straight face I looked at him and say:" I never knew that Tony. Maybe I should get that out of the closet , huh ?"
6/17/2019 8:20 AM (edited)