Why can't bags do anything right?

He want's to vote for us.

I'm your next President.

Know when to walk Emu.

Maybe you could vote for one of us democrats.

FAKE NEWS...Please support one of us and ignore the other entirely. Plusewise both of us if it is Ukraine/China

They call it loss Angeles for a reason. We canceled our reservations in San banned Frisco. We don't want to walk through that ****.

PELOSI and WATTERS need to clean their own districts up before they preach to us about climate change.

Got our hands full with communism and transgender stuff which all Americans care about. IMPEACH TRUMP!

A FRIEND PASSED THIS ON TO ME:

Although we’re not going to list all 400 bills for brevity’s sake, here’s a list of major bills and resolutions the House has passed so far.

Health care

• House Resolution 259 — Medicaid Extenders Act of 2019
• H.R. 271 — Condemning the Trump Administration’s Legal Campaign to Take Away Americans’ Health Care
• H.R. 986 — Protecting Americans with Preexisting Conditions Act of 2019
• H.R. 987 — Strengthening Health Care and Lowering Prescription Drug Costs Act
• H.R. 1520, the Purple Book Continuity Act (bill aimed at lowering the cost of prescription drugs)
• H.R. 1503, the Orange Book Transparency Act of 2019 (bill aimed at lowering the cost of prescription drugs)

Civil rights

• H.R. 1 — For the People Act of 2019
• H.R. 5 — Equality Act
• H.R. 6 — American Dream and Promise Act
• H.R. 7 — Paycheck Fairness Act
• H.R. 124 — Expressing opposition to banning service in the Armed Forces by openly transgender individuals

Gun control

• H.R. 8 — Bipartisan Background Checks Act of 2019
• H.R. 1112 — Enhanced Background Checks Act of 2019

Environment

• H.R. 9 — Climate Action Now Act
• H.R. 1331 — Local Water Protection Act
• S. 47 — National Resources Management Act
• H.R. 2578 — National Flood Insurance Program Extension Act of 2019
• H.R. 205, 1146, 1941 — Banning Offshore Drilling on Atlantic, Pacific, Eastern Gulf and ANWR Coasts

Military/foreign affairs

• H.R. 840 — Veterans’ Access to Child Care Act
• H.J. Res. 37 — Directing the removal of United States Armed Forces from hostilities in the Republic of Yemen that have not been authorized by Congress
• S.J. Res. 7 — To direct the removal of United States Armed Forces from hostilities in the Republic of Yementhat have not been authorized by Congress
• H.R. 31 — Caesar Syria Civilian Protection Act of 2019
• H.J. Res. 30 — Disapproving the President’s proposal to take an action relating to the application of certain sanctions with respect to the Russian Federation
• H.R. 4695 — Protect Against Conflict by Turkey Act
• H.R. 676 — NATO Support Act
• H.R. 549 — Venezuela TPS Act

Mueller report

• H. Con. Res. 24 — Expressing the sense of Congress that the report of Special Counsel Mueller should be made available to the public and to Congress

Other major legislation

• H.R. 1585 — Violence Against Women Reauthorization Act of 2019
• H.R. 987 — Raise the Wage Act
• H.R. 1500 — Consumers First Act
• H.R. 1994 — SECURE Act/Gold Star Family Tax Relief Act
• H.R. 2722 — Securing America’s Federal Elections (SAFE) Act
• H.R. 4617 — Stopping Harmful Interference in Elections for a Lasting Democracy (SHIELD) Act
• H.R. 1644 — Save the Internet Act of 2019
• H.R. 2157 — Supplemental Appropriations Act, 2019
• H.R. 397 — Rehabilitation for Multiemployer Pensions Act (The Butch Lewis Act)
• H.R. 2513 — The Corporate Transparency Act
• H.R. 269 — Pandemic and All-Hazards Preparedness and Advancing Innovation Act of 2019
• H.R. 251 — Chemical Facility Anti-Terrorism Standards Program Extension Act
• S.24 — Government Employee Fair Treatment Act of 2019
• H.R. 430 — TANF Extension Act of 2019
• Concurring in the Senate Amendments to HR 251 — Chemical Facility Anti-Terrorism Standard Program Extension Act
• H.R. 790 — Federal Civilian Workforce Pay Raise Fairness Act of 2019
• HJ Res. 46 — Relating to a national emergency declared by the President on February 15, 2019
• H Res. 183 — Condemning anti-Semitism as hateful expressions of intolerance that are contradictory to the values and aspirations that define the people of the United States and condemning anti-Muslim discrimination and bigotry against minorities as hateful expressions of intolerance that are contrary to the values and aspirations of the United States, as amended
• H Res. 194 — Rule Providing for Consideration of H.R. 1644 and H.R. 2021
• H.R. 2480 — Child Abuse Prevention and Treatment Act
• H.R. 375 — To amend the Indian Reorganization Act of 1934 to reaffirm the authority of the Secretary of the Interior to take land into trust for Indian Tribes (also known as the “Carcieri Fix”)

I WANT TO VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT.....WHICH ONE?

Let's see....

HMMM........LOOKS LIKE TRUMP DID EVERYTHING CORRECT. LOOKS LIKE THE DEMS DIDN'T DO ****!

Sanders raised $34.5 million in the 4th quarter of 2019.
Rumor has it $34 million of that came from Trump supporters trying to ensure he's the Dem. opponent.

Joke of the year, so far!

Very Funny!

Posted by laramiebob on 1/2/2020 1:46:00 PM (view original):
Joke of the year, so far!

Very Funny!

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!

Thanks guys. Sharing a laugh is certainly better than arguing about anything any of these selfish Party drones do.