why Ohio? Personally I suspect breakfast is in a strip mall in Florida someplace. Next door to the warehouse where employment exists. It's MUCH nicer in Florida at this time of the year than Moscow or Leningrad, I hear tell! Plus, Putin pays well for overseas duty I'm told and refusing to "serve" and returning home is a poor option under Putin's rule. You could lose body parts, or worse.
This is why I refrain from personally attacking the Dougbot. I'm blessed, was born with American citizenship! I intend to try and preserve it's value!