DEAR DIARY Topic



What we meant to say is we embrace all peoples from everywhere. All color, religion and creed including the Pences.

Just make sure to vote by mail and fill out two census. Looks like we got room in New York.
5/8/2020 6:53 PM


You can't vote me out you peasants.
5/8/2020 6:54 PM
I suggest a recall based on.......ugly.
5/13/2020 9:34 PM


Next time turn off cell phone and have wife shoot at geese.
5/20/2020 12:17 PM


Ducking at geese is like shooting fish in a barrel of what happened.
5/22/2020 4:31 PM


Remind people I said Obama was the first CLEAN black guy to run for President.
5/22/2020 5:11 PM


Be sure to remind people I said he was the first articulate black person I said he was.
5/22/2020 5:12 PM


Tell actual black people they ain't black unless they vote for me.
5/22/2020 5:13 PM


Remind people I also was the fist to say Obama was bright and nice looking.
5/22/2020 5:21 PM


Next time I get on a talk show maybe say something like "You ain't black if you don't vote for me."
5/22/2020 5:39 PM


Reminder to remember to tell Cuomo and Dems to clean subways last February before it's too late.

And something about old people in homes. Can't remember. Might come back to me later.
5/22/2020 5:42 PM


How long can the virus survive on a hard surface? New data coming out. My wife wants to know.
5/24/2020 3:53 PM


I heard you're talking to another. You better pick me. We look cute together.
5/24/2020 4:02 PM


We'll tell Joe what to do. Shut and sit down if you wanna get re-elected. We don't think you will.
5/24/2020 4:17 PM


Are you gonna tell me to shut up too?
5/25/2020 2:33 PM
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