My channel changer battery went out yesterday and it was stuck on CNN. Before I could get to the store, the brilliance of the commentators and their level and honest evaluation of the news, changed my mind. I am no longer a Trump supporter. NOW I am with CNN and the guy they convinced me to support. MIKE BLOOMBERG!

I tried to get ahold of dino27 and tell him. Do you think he's still here?

ANYWAYS...I'm with MIKE now and all my posts here will be for mini-mike for prez.

Anybody that votes for me automatically gets into the Dougs Nuts club.

If you back me...you get 4 bags of Dougs Nuts and $400,000,000.oo MILLION for your library.

I'm with YOU and Doug! We can't lose! You can step down from the box now.

2:20NOW PLAYING

Bloomberg For President

this is exciting

I want to thank CNN and MSNBC and the DNC and the democrat party for backing me with their super delegates and rigged election'

The checks are in the mail.

HI! This is Doug. I would like to say a LITTLE about Mayor Mike.

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Thank you very little.

stay tuned for more big news on mini mike

Doug is now a democrat for little Mike Bloomberg.

this is exciting

I'm Doug and I'm excited about mini-mike Bloomberg. Get excited with me!

I'm excited.

Imagine I'm this excited and cut it by over half. I'm as exciting as my suit and tie. I can't wait to debate.

I'll be so funny. I got joke writers. I'll spend whatever it takes. I got money. I don't have time. I got CNN.

Imagine my head is the sun. Nothing will ever change.