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Donald Trump Adds His Own Name To Vietnam Memorial

Donald Trump added his name to the Vietnam Memorial this weekend, to the fanfare of hundreds of supporters.

“I am bestowing this great honor upon myself, as nothing compares to dodging STDs like I did. I feel like I served and sacrificed. It was indeed my personal Vietnam” said Trump.

We were there as Trump added his signature with a giant orange flourish, and interviewed a few veterans who applauded the newest name on the wall.