[37:30-42:00]
The scene fades and is replaced by a large round table of commentators. All of the media personalities from the draft are there along with a few more, all making their SAVAGE KING predictions.
Skip Bayless: “ashamael will win the SAVAGE championship. All he does is win. Book it!”
Stephen A. Smith: “"I'M AN HONORABLE MAN, SO I MUST ADMIT SKIP IS RIGHT-ON WITH THAT. ASHAMAEL IS A BAD MAN!”
Nick Wright: “robusk is better at progressives than ashamael. robusk is better at theme leagues than ashamael. robusk is better at draft leagues than ashamael. The only thing ashamael is better that than robusk is open leagues, and that is because he plays in them more often. You can’t use overall wins Skip, because then benhoidal is the best, not ashamael. robusk is the best owner in simleague basketball, and he will be the SAVAGE KING.”
Sage Steele: “I have to go with kinoa1. I choose him in every league and he hasn’t let me down yet.”
Bill Simmons: “Who has the most Celtics? pharrop? Okay, I’ll go with him.”
Jalen Rose: “I think the stout front line that dh555 has is going to hold it down. Kareem with a skyhook over Shaq to win.”
Magic Johnson: “I gotta go with my Lakers in this one.”
Colin Cowherd: “Adding Andrew Bogut makes mptrey the clear favorite.”
Michelle Beadle: “robusk is my favorite in this league. He’s the best owner on the site and adding Kawhi in the 2nd gives him the edge for me.”
Ernie Johnson: “I hope bds9992 wins. He always has such great optimism.”
Charles Barkley: “America, let me just tell you something. Whoever has me is going to win.”
Shaquille O’Neal: “kinoa1 has the best owner rating, and the best player. Me.”
Reggie Miller: “I’d be scoring 35 points per game in today’s game and now I have the chance to prove it. 20ks will win the ship, and I will be MVP. No pun intended.”
Kenny Smith: “I got tarheel1991. Go Heels!”
Doris Burke: “I really like dBKC’s squad. I have him first, benhoidal second, and pexetera third.”
Bill Walton: “A lot of people understand what not saying anything means, so in effect, not saying anything is really saying a lot.”
Marv Albert: “Good point Bob. I’m taking grayfoxx to win it all.”
Nate Duncan: “I’m going to do it. I’ve spent a lot of time trying to convince myself this wasn’t the pick, but I just love how his whole team came together. I’m going with benhoidal!”
Danny Larue: “I can see it. He just has too many turnovers and fouls for my liking. I could see a number of good owners winning this thing, but I’m going with dBKC.”
Ben Taylor: “benhoidal’s defense looks great, especially for the team with the 100 D Whiteside, but he has a lot of turnovers and fouls. Meanwhile, pexetera doesn’t shoot any threes, but makes up for it with excellent defense and efficiency. I like those two at the top with the slight edge to pexetera.”
Rachel Nichols: “kinoa1, and I think that for two reasons. Number one is that he has the best owner ranking.”
Zach Lowe: “It’s hard to bet against kinoa1 here. Lot’s of owners who could win this.”
Kendrick Perkins: “My most feared teams so far due to nothing but eyeballing the rosters: copernicus, gerryred, pexetera, pharrop, robusk, benhoidal, kinoa1, mptrey, dBKC, samuelyork93, dh555, amerk1180, ysw128, dskantor, longtallbrad, pharrop, 20ks, tarheel1991, 24kpyrite, goetz93, jhsukow, jcred5, jpevans31, and bds9992.”
Brian Windhorst, holding up a 3x5 notecard with NBA stats on one side and division of assets on the back: “My wife left me.”
The screen fades black and words are written in big white block letters:
TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2 - THE SEASON...
7/1/2020 11:15 PM (edited)