Ick. My first 0-5 of the season.

Anyone got the standings by chance? (Pretty please?) - I think I’m within striking distance for the first time.

Posted by dBKC on 9/20/2020 11:55:00 AM (view original):
Anyone got the standings by chance? (Pretty please?) - I think I’m within striking distance for the first time.

...nevermind

Frank Vogel - Los Angeles Lakers head coach

Joe Gatto - Impractical Jokers

same guy?
cloned?
twins seperated at birth?

robusk	24	24	30	14	24	116
jcred5	23	17	18	33	19	110
20ks	20	20	25	29	24	118
amerk1180	23	23	18	24	27	115
ysw128	23	10	21	22	20	96
tarheel1991	20	28	23	27	25	123
dh555	30	27	31	21	28	137
pharrop	27	25	24	18	26	120
dBKC	25	33	27	21	33	139
goetz	22	24	19	20	18	103
cmcafeeky	19	24	26	23	26	118
jpevans31	16	9	18	22	12	77
longtallbrad	33	27	28	26	16	130
pexetera	29	30	29	30	32	150
gerryred	25	25	24	28	30	132
benhoidal	26	23	26	26	23	124
albiband0	13	20	17	10	13	73
jhsukow	11	23	19	21	17	91
bds9992	33	32	20	22	31	138
ashamael	30	21	23	27	24	125
mptrey	28	25	26	27	25	131
24kpyrite	28	32	22	27	26	135
mikee1	22	22	29	20	17	110
dskantor	14	20	21	26	28	109

obviously not in ranked order, just a quick update

Owner	World 1	World 2	World 3	World 4	World 5	Total	Playoff	Div Lead
pexetera	29	30	29	30	32	150	5	3
dBKC	25	33	27	21	33	139	4	2
bds9992	33	32	20	22	31	138	3	2
dh555	30	27	31	21	28	137	4	3
24kpyrite	28	32	22	27	26	135	4
gerryred	25	25	24	28	30	132	4
mptrey	28	25	26	27	25	131	5
longtallbrad	33	27	28	26	16	130	4	1
ashamael	30	21	23	27	24	125	3
benhoidal	26	23	26	26	23	124	2
tarheel1991	20	28	23	27	25	123	3	1
pharrop	27	25	24	18	26	120	3	1
20ks	20	20	25	29	24	118	2	1
cmcafeeky	19	24	26	23	26	118	2	1
robusk	24	24	30	14	24	116	3	2
amerk1180	23	23	18	24	27	115	3
jcred5	23	17	18	33	19	110	2	1
mikee1	22	22	29	20	17	110	1	1
dskantor	14	20	21	26	28	109	2	1
goetz	22	24	19	20	18	103
ysw128	23	10	21	22	20	96	1
jhsukow	11	23	19	21	17	91
jpevans31	16	9	18	22	12	77
albiband0	13	20	17	10	13	73

2:00 a.m. games

It was my 'F'ing birthday"

hopeful my birthday cake is one of those TV / Movie props from the 50s and 60s,
that has a girl in a playboy bunny outfit jump out of it,
but with my luck
It'd probably be a big fatty that would hog all of my cake for herself

Im not like Pex and dBKC dh555 and those guys - we dont have a "F'ing birthday" around here very often

been slacking a bit but don't get comfortable dB

my clubs are much more accustomed to 0-5

which we affectionately refer to as a

"**** Sandwich"

Pex, dh555, Kiona, dBKC can feast on birthday cake...

I'm in line for yet another "**** Sandwich" .....we're probably having another at 2 p.m.

Posted by bds9992 on 9/21/2020 1:49:00 PM (view original):
been slacking a bit but don't get comfortable dB

bds, you got a pack on your heels

you eat a "**** sandwich" or two,
and its a

"one way ticket to Palookaville" for you

you better get in there and 'coach 'em up'... smh

Row Labels	Sum of Wins	Max of Wins	Min of Wins	Sum of L50 Wins	Sum of L50 Losses	Sum of DivisionLead
pexetera	153	33	29	33	17	3
dBKC	143	34	21	32	18	2
bds9992	141	33	21	25	25	2
24kpyrite	139	33	22	32	18	1
dh555	138	32	21	29	21	3
mptrey	134	29	25	26	24	0
gerryred	134	30	24	27	23	0
longtallbrad	133	33	17	26	24	1
benhoidal	126	26	24	27	23	0
tarheel1991	126	29	20	23	27	1
ashamael	125	30	21	26	24	0
pharrop	123	27	19	25	25	1
20ks	121	30	20	26	24	1
cmcafeeky	120	27	20	30	20	1
robusk	119	31	14	21	29	2
mikee1	115	30	18	24	26	1
amerk1180	115	27	18	24	26	0
jcred5	115	34	18	28	22	1
dskantor	111	28	14	21	29	1
goetz93	103	24	18	25	25	0
ysw128	98	24	10	19	31	0
jhsukow	93	23	11	22	28	0
jpevans31	80	22	10	15	35	0
albiband0	75	21	10	14	36	0

Posted by cmcafeeky on 9/21/2020 2:02:00 PM (view original):

Posted by bds9992 on 9/21/2020 1:49:00 PM (view original):
been slacking a bit but don't get comfortable dB

bds, you got a pack on your heels

you eat a "**** sandwich" or two,
and its a

"one way ticket to Palookaville" for you

you better get in there and 'coach 'em up'... smh

Thanks bestie.

I see you also broke me off a piece of your motherf*ckin birthday cake too because your b-day broke me outta my slump.

Posted by dBKC on 9/21/2020 2:43:00 PM (view original):

Posted by cmcafeeky on 9/21/2020 2:02:00 PM (view original):

Posted by bds9992 on 9/21/2020 1:49:00 PM (view original):
been slacking a bit but don't get comfortable dB

bds, you got a pack on your heels

you eat a "**** sandwich" or two,
and its a

"one way ticket to Palookaville" for you

you better get in there and 'coach 'em up'... smh

Thanks bestie.

I see you also broke me off a piece of your motherf*ckin birthday cake too because your b-day broke me outta my slump.

slump?
I thought that's all you guys ate, was birthday cake...
glad I could help - anything for a pal - SHAKE AND BAKE !!!!

you got all the brains - and me, well I just dont think so good

we're like those 2 guys in that movie: Of Mice and Men...
the big dumb guy who loved rabbits (Lenny)
and his much smarter short freind (George), thats the guy who trained Rocky when he got older...
somebody should make that movie into a book so it would help young people get smarter.
I would, but I can barely draw.

you are like the wise old blind guy that played violin for the Frankenstein monster,
and me... I just hope I dont burn down your cottage...or bring you bad luck -

I'm very unlucky... my brother said it could be raining playboy bunnys and I'd get hit in the head by Dick,
and I dont even know nobody named Dick.
(and just like Lenny, I like bunnys...)

Im worried that loud guy.... bds1492 will catch up to ya. -
I sure wish I could kick him in the balls for ya dB -
but my team couldnt even win, not even with DUKES referees.

PS: apologies for those not familiar with
John Steinbecks masterpiece: Of Mice and Men
or Burgess Meridith or the Mary Shelly classic: Frankestein.....lol
or Will Ferrell's Talledega Knights...

WTF?? My teams are collectively falling apart! Hadn't had an 0-5 all season, but in my last three games, I've gone 0-5, 0-5 and 1-4!

My first 0-5 happened overnight. Worst feeling imaginable. Still waiting for my first 5-0.