Funny stuff as usual FBD. With a pitch like that, I have to get on board. I haven't had a date in a long time either, but only because my wife won't let me. If you're baking cakes, BTW, my favorite is German Chocolate.
My bio: Born in 1953 in Nebraska. My dad was born in 1915. I graduated HS in 1971 & joined WIS in 2004.