Posted by dBKC on 9/20/2020 12:00:00 AM (view original):
For the record cmc is one of my favorite users and I love his posts. They are fun to parody though.
well then it's offical: BRO-mance
NOW I'm enthusiastic about this whole Savage thing...
I was a year late getting in....
a "johnny-come-lately" you could say -
while normally I wuz always that 'johnny-come -too early' guy...
NOW, I got that buddy ..
NOW I got that guy, when he makes a pick, hell ANY pick, I can rush in there with a "GREAT PICK" real enthusiastic like
NOW I can say something real catchy like: "Hey I really love the way your building that team, big sexy"
It's like Mickey Gilley use to worble: "I've been lookin' for love in all the wrong places"
I tried to buddy up with Ash -
and read all those old posts he penned about USAGE -
a lot of stuff about this guy has USAGE on a PIER 2 ,
and there wasnt enough guys to have USAGE on PIER 3,
and if you didnt have enough guys on 10 PIERS - then you got a team USAGE penalty...
or 100 individuals on a Pier penalty..
It confused me pretty bad -
It was all like being in Calculus class all over again after hitting Wierd Harolds super bong...
I posted Ash that I had a "MAN-CRUSH" (strictly platonic I might add)
... crickets...
(I think he saw on my profile that I was a little light with the Titles)
I was about to tell him I didnt like Seble EITHER...
but I didnt know who in the hell Seble even was - I'd never been in a league with that dude Seble....
I tried to buddy up with Robusk....
and posted "MAN-CRUSH" (again, strictly platonic)
and he blew some political dog whistle in my ear -
and by the time I got my Spike Lee NY Knicks gear in from Amazon... it was too late for us...
plus we would have had all of that time difference stuff since he lives on the West Coast ....
I think I was paired up with Amerk for some reason...
(something about eating Thanskgiving dinner on a card table)
but he's a Syracuse guy -
and I didnt have the heart to tell him what I REALLY thought...
Jim Boeheim looked like the kind of TWEERP that is stealing money from his grandmothers purse
while wearing his sisters underwear.... and that was the LAST thing he needed to hear during the draft.
but thats all good
now its dBKC and cmc...
we're like
Simon & Garfinkle (i'll be the tall guy with the 'fro)
Batman and Robin (you can be Adam West)
Phil Jackson and Tex WInter (I'll be the old shorter guy)
Captian and Tennell (you choose)
it all doesnt matter... and frankly Ive run out of metaphors..
but it's offical: BRO-mance
9/20/2020 8:28 PM (edited)