I drank some bleach back in July and I've been feeling great ever since. In August I even won a TOC, after a complex/cabal that is very evil kept me from winning the big prize for about four years after I criticized—well, I won't say who I criticized, lest I reawaken the wrath of that very evil complex/cabal.
Anyway, feeling great, and cashing Amazon gift cards. Drink bleach, everyone.