BIDEN: Damn Fine President Today Topic

Ok a guy has his Ma in Law over for dinner. Just the 3 of them, Him, his wife, and the old nag.

Atfer dinner the in law asks her daughter's husband. 'How come your dog has been staring at me like that?'

and he says "Because... you were using his plate'
1/30/2023 9:40 AM (edited)
When I did get married( way back in the stone age) I was amazed to find out how educational it was. for example:

I had no idea there was a right and wrong way to put toilet paper on that roller
1/30/2023 9:39 AM
Posted by laramiebob on 1/27/2023 8:11:00 AM (view original):
There he goes again. He THINKS HE gets to decide WHO is "saved"................. what a hypocrite!
This Canuck dude has a God complex. He believes HE gets to be God.
He's wrong, as always!
Well Bob, now ya got me thinking. IF I WAS GOD
The unsaved might say, huh? Spend eternity with YOU living next door/??
There is ONE God, and I am not he
1/31/2023 4:03 PM
I am you as You are Me and we are all together.
2/1/2023 8:21 AM
Posted by laramiebob on 2/1/2023 8:21:00 AM (view original):
I am you as You are Me and we are all together.
k k kachu
2/1/2023 8:56 AM
C'mon Man!
Get on board..............
Find the bus on Blue Jay Way............... it'll be a swell ride.
2/1/2023 11:14 AM
So this woman I was seeing for a bit asks me this Question: 'Just what are you looking for in a relationship' To which I says, 'An Escape Clause'

Wrong answer

2/2/2023 7:01 PM
I'd bet.
2/3/2023 7:57 AM
2/5/2023 7:20 PM
2/5/2023 7:44 PM
the dumbest thing i ever heard

we was attacked by the chinee with a balloon

it makes one wonder about the state of their technology

and the state of our intelligence
2/6/2023 7:05 AM
2/6/2023 7:13 AM
The Right-wingers have completely lost their minds.................eating to many MARSHMELLOWS!!!
They've become like 3 years olds faced with eating their first broccoloi sprouts.
WEAK, scared, and foolish. They should go back under the rocks the T-Partiers crawled out from under.
Their ignorance was much less obvious then!!!
2/6/2023 7:49 AM
Posted by DougOut on 2/5/2023 7:20:00 PM (view original):
At least our fine leader was considerate enough to wait until it had crossed the entire country before taking it out.
I'm sure it gathered all they wanted.
2/6/2023 9:49 AM
so you don think

we can stop them

2/6/2023 10:36 AM
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