Posted by wylie715 on 1/5/2023 4:33:00 PM (view original):
go for it. I may or may not mute you. Probably not. Most of your posts amuse me.

Posted by bagchucker3 on 1/5/2023 8:42:00 PM (view original):
i guess it's good to be found

if you're lost

but what about some privacy

don you wanna keep people outta your sh*t

HA HA HA HA



i guess i just don git

how you got lost

why you need help



stand up

take a searching physical inventory

on your own two feet

1. Toasters: Their job is to turn something white into something brown, which is basically blackface for bread.
2. Furnaces: Uh oh, that's basically like a gas stove for your entire house.
3. Coffee Makers: Do you know how many third-world workers were exploited to bring you that bag of coffee beans? We don't know either, but it's probably a lot.
4. Blenders: These turn everything into one homogenous slurry instead of retaining the individual identity of each ingredient. It's like they don't care about diversity at all!
5. Washing Machines: Separate cycles for whites and colors? What year is it, 1619???
6. Waffle Irons: You know who else liked waffles? Hitler, that's who!
7. Air Fryers: These aren't problematic, but they take up a lot of counter space. Plus, they're a real pain to clean.

Now go, be a good person, and throw all these appliances in the trash immediately.

DAVOS — Elites have gathered at the World Economic Forum to discuss the latest ways to fix all the world's problems while also making themselves extremely rich at the expense of the poor. In the keynote speech, Klaus Schwab announced that this year's topic of discussion would be how to make eggs dramatically more expensive.

"In order to reduce ze vorld's carbon footprint ve must make ze eggs more expensive and ultimately eliminate ze chickens. Also, increasing human suffering and breaking ze vill of ze poor is quite amusing!" said Klaus Schwab while speaking at the World Economic Forum. "Ze age of eggs is over. Ze time of eating bugs is now."

According to sources, the elites considered several appealing options for making the world a better place while also increasing human hardship and suffering as much as possible. "What if we poison and kill all the cows? Nah, too soon for that. I guess we should slow our roll," said one WEF attendee. "Maybe we can get Dr. Fauci to release another virus, or tell everyone they can only go outside on Tuesdays, or offer $100 to anyone who jumps off a bridge."

Many in the public responded by asking why we have to listen to these guys and why they get to say how much eggs cost.

At publishing time, the attendees were dismissed for lunch where they feasted upon poached eggs, while all the servants were forced to eat crickets.

A former top FBI official in New York has been arrested over his ties to a Russian oligarch, law enforcement sources told ABC News Monday.

Charles McGonigal, who was the special agent in charge of counterintelligence in the FBI’s New York Field Office, is under arrest over his ties to Oleg Deripaska, a Russian billionaire who has been sanctioned by the United States and criminally charged last year with violating those sanctions.

The rot runs deep at the FBI, and this is yet more evidence of that. Even still, the irony here is just a bit thick, is it not? Donald Trump was relentlessly hounded by various investigations into largely non-existent ties to Russia, but here we have one of the highest-ranking FBI officials to ever be charged with a crime getting popped for corrupt ties to Russia. I mean, come on. You can’t script it any better than that.

What this really shows is how manufactured the hysteria around Trump was. Prior to the 2016 election and the subsequent Trump administration, no one at the DOJ cared about things like FARA and “collusion” with foreign actors. They should have cared, but they didn’t. It was only with the arrival of Trump that we saw the enforcement of any number of laws that had sat dormant as Democrats relentlessly violated them.

Still, McGonigal can probably rest easy. Given where this case is taking place, all he has to do is tell the jury he’s a Democrat, and he’ll be acquitted.