I will give Trump some credit. He's provided me with the lingo to address any disappointing SLB result:
Every time I lose a game, I shout "FAKE NEWS!" at my screen.
If I lose in a stupid way (say, committing two errors in the bottom of the 9th), I shout "RIGGED!" at my screen.
And best of all, if I lose a playoff series to a team that finished below me in the regular season, I shout "COMPLETE AND TOTAL HOAX!" at my screen.
The important thing is to always be shouting at your screen, and to not accept defeat like some low IQ loser.