ESPN will show these games right after they bring back the lawnmower and school bus races...they might get pre-empted by the Bob Ross painting show, so have a backup plan...

Where exactly are you going with this, Professor???

I nominate Possum Grape, Arkansas for an expansion team.
I also nominate Ottumwa, Iowa, cuz I like saying Ottumwa...and Radar O'Reilly was from there...Mrs. O'Reilly raised her a fine boy...

i know a guy who won a local lawnmower race and got to go to disneyworld for the finals

coworker o mine, fifteen twenty years ago

he got picked up for stealing a hat, spent the weekend in jail, and got sent home with his wife and two kids

he says he didn't do it, but i know the guy

he prolly went in, tried a hat on, perched his cool guy sun glasses up top, "forgot" to take the hat off, and walked out of the disney store bold as can be

he said the toilet in the florida holding tank was the dirtiest porcelain he ever sat his *** on

I’m still not sure if this is an actual proposal from Professor or from a parody site

he's saying

He needs to get Ginger Billy to promote this here league...it could be BIGLY... perhaps in tandem with USFL games...or rasslin'...

Whoever came up with this has some serious time to waste...

Remember when you was a kid, there was always that kid on the field who had to add rules all day...just saying...

The biggest issue I have is having a team in Tucson, AZ.

if your goal is to have people watch/attend, don’t go to Tucson.

With these gas prices, they won't be able to afford to travel long distance anyways...$6 average by summer, according to Morgan Stanley.

It's a real thing...well, sort of. I picture a background where they filmed Fried Green Tomatoes...

https://peoplesbaseball.com/

I love stuff that's grass roots... it'd be great to have this be a success. The economics just won't work on a national level. You could do it on a statewide level, perhaps something as big as a NC-SC-VA regional league, with some low level sponsorship, like club teams do. They won't be able to sustain coast to coast travel...they won't be taking this to London anytime soon.

Southwest/Pacific Coast Division:

Austin, TX
Tulsa, OK
Tucson, AZ
Portland, OR
San José, CA
Vancouver, Canada

Who's financing this, the Tooth Fairy? Did the Easter Bunny start laying golden eggs? What a pipedream. I've never been THIS high, and that's saying something...

Did you find this in The Onion? Better get Kamala on board this train, it's Bound For Glory...

This'd be great as a theme league in the Sim.

Get Admin to create a few hundred fictional players, put a pony keg next to 2B. Beer Belly Bruisers from Tuscaloosa...it would be a hit. Bring on the draft... we'll get Juggalosteve to commish...