The Pretzel League Season 2 Topic


The Pretzel League

The Pretzel League is a "blind draft" league in which teams are built with owners submitting lists like the table-top party game "Scattergories."

In Round 1, all owners submit a list of 12 players.
  • Number your players from 12 to 1, with 12 being the player most desired.
  • If you make the highest “bid” on a player, he is yours. If two managers make an equal bid, the player is out for the current season and nobody gets him.
In Round 2, each owner submits a list of players equal in number to his remaining roster spots.
  • For example, if you submitted 4 unique player names and 8 duplicates in Round 1, you would make an 8-player list in Round 2.
  • If you have 9 players after Round 2, you would submit a list of 3 players in Round 3, etc.
This process repeats until all 12-man rosters are completed! (It normally takes 5-7 rounds)

Rules
  • Owners may submit their Round 1 ballots via sitemail to Midge as soon as they're ready.
  • I have my Round 1 ballot ready, and I will reply with my ballot to the first 3 submissions each round so you can verify that everything is on the "up and up." (I will also reply with my ballot to any owner who requests) Please title the subject of your sitemail "Round 1 Ballot, 1st Rd Ballot" or something similar.
  • Beginning Round 2, owners will have a maximum of 48 hours to submit their ballots. I will be strictly enforcing this rule. Holidays, weekends, etc. will not be excuses.
  • We will switch to a 24-hour time limit to submit ballots once we get to the 4th round depending on how the draft goes.
Please submit your lists in the following format: (Firstname Lastname)

Patrick Ewing
Dikembe Mutombo
Alonzo Mourning
Allen Iverson
Othella Harrington
Greg Monroe
DeJuan Summers
Hollis Thompson
Reggie Williams
David Wingate
... etc.

  • Make sure your spellings are correct.
  • Do not include the player's position or additional info.
  • Do not include commas or use bullet points
  • Do not use last name only or "last name first" format or use nicknames, etc.
  • You do not have to include the player's season. You decide which season to use when you build your team.
  • No salary cap, no clones.
The Pretzel League is basically Scattergories with an added layer to it. The idea was introduced by chewy3344, so it’s Scattergories with a chewy twist…..The Pretzel League.

The added twist is that in addition to submitting a list of 12 players, you also rank your players from 12 to 1.

Here’s an example:

Jeff Hornacek 12
Mike Newlin 11
Bob Lanier 10
Bob Gross 9
Bobby Dandridge 8
Robert Horry 7
Cuttino Mobley 6
Evan Mobley 5
John Havlicek 4
Kevin Porter 3
Kevin Johnson 2
Dean Meminger 1

If no one else has Hornacek as a 12, he is yours. If two or more people have him as a 12 nobody gets him and poor Jeff has to wait until next season to play. If 23 managers have Mike Newlin as a 10, but you have him as an 11 he is yours. The draft continues just like Scat until everyone has 12 players.

If you got four of your players in round one, in round two your list will be numbered from 8 to 1. If you only got two players, your list will be numbered from 10 to 1. This way, if you had a terrible first round, instead of being out of it, you have a chance to recover later in the draft.

If there are any questions please ask.
11/14/2025 1:56 PM
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Jimmy Butler Walt Frazier Dejounte Murray Joel Embiid Damian Lillard Jarrett Allen
Derrick White Spencer Haywood LeBron James Amare Stoudemire Nikola Vucevic Zach LaVine
Bobby Portis Elvin Hayes Andrew Bynum Michael Porter Brent Barry Kyle Lowry
John Collins Maurice Cheeks JaVale McGee Kyle Korver Andrei Kirilenko Jonas Valanciunas
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11/19/2025 4:21 PM (edited)
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Dwyane Wade Victor Oladipo Andre Drummond Terry Porter Bill Russell Steve Nash
Donovan Mitchell Derrick Favors Artis Gilmore Bobby Jones Montrezl Harrell Carlos Boozer
Sam Bowie Al Horford Christian Wood Eric Bledsoe Jalen Duren Ron Harper
Troy Murphy Mark Williams Kevin Love Jonathon Isaac Marcus Camby Obi Toppin
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11/18/2025 8:14 PM (edited)
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11/18/2025 8:15 PM (edited)
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11/19/2025 11:30 PM (edited)
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Al Horford
Alex Caruso
Alvin Robertson
Andre Drummond
Andre Drummond
Andre Drummond
Andrei Kirilenko
Anfernee Hardaway
Anfernee Hardaway
Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis
Artis Gilmore
Bam Adebayo
Bam Adebayo
Ben Simmons
Ben Wallace
Bill Bridges
Bill Russell
Bill Walton
Bill Walton
Bob McAdoo
Bob McAdoo
Bobby Portis
Brandon Clarke
Brent Barry
Brent Barry
Buck Williams
Carlos Boozer
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
Chauncey Billups
Chauncey Billups
Chet Holmgren
Chet Holmgren
Chris Andersen
Chris Boucher
Chris Boucher
Chris Boucher
Chris Paul
Chris Paul
Chris Paul
Christian Wood
Christian Wood
Clint Capela
Clint Capela
Dale Davis
Damian Lillard
Damianl Lillard
Dana Barros
Daniel Gafford
Darrell Armstrong
Dave Cowens
David Robinson
David Robinson
De'Andre Jordan
Deandre Jordan
DeAndre Jordan
Deandre Jordan
DeAndre Jordan
DeAndre Jordan
Dejounte Murray
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Dereck Lively
Derrick Favors
Derrick Favors
Derrick Favors
Derrick White
Derrick White
Dikembe Mutombo
Domantas Sabonis
Domantas Sabonis
Donovan Mitchell
Donovan Mitchell
Donyell Marshall
Drazen Petrovic
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard
Dwyane Wade
Dwyane Wade
Dwyane Wade
Elton Brand
Elvin Hayes
Emeka Okafor
Evan Mobley
Fat Lever
Fat Lever
Georges Niang
Gerald Wallace 4
Giannis Ant
Giannis Antetokoumnmpo
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Gordon Hayward
Grant Hill
Hakeem Olajuwon
Hakeem Olajuwon
Hassan Whiteside
Hassan Whiteside
Hassan Whiteside
Horace Grant
Horace Grant
Isaiah Hartenstein
Ivica Zubac
Ivica Zubac
Jakob Poeltl
Jalen Duren
Jalen Williams
Jalen Williams
Jalen Williams
Jamal Murray
Jamal Murray
Jamal Murray
James Harden
James Harden
James Harden
James Harden
Jarrett Allen
Jarrett Allen
Jason Kidd
Jason Kidd
Jason Kidd
Jayson Tatum
Jayson Tatum
Jerry Lucas
Jerry Lucas
Jimmy Butler
Joakim Noah
John Stockton
John Stockton
John Stockton
John Stockton
John Stockton
John Stockton -
Jrue Holiday
Jrue Holiday
Jrue Holiday
Julius Erving
Julius Erving
Julius Erving
Julius Erving
Julius Erving
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Karl Anthony Towns
Karl Malone
Karl Malone
Karl Malone
Karl Malone
Kawhi Leonard
Kawhi Leonard
Kawhi Leonard
Kermit Washington
Kevin Durant
Kevin Durant
Kevin Durant
Kevin Durant
Kevin Durant
Kevin Durant
Kevin Garnett
Kevin Garnett
Kevin Garnett
Kevin Garnett
Kevin Love
Kevin McHale
Kevin McHale
Kevin McHale
Klay Thompson
Klay Thompson
Kobe Bryant
kyrie Irving
Kyrie Irving
Kyrie Irving
Larry Bird
Larry Bird
Larry Bird
Larry Bird
Larry Nance
Larry Nance
Aaron Gordon
Lebron James
LeBron James
Luka Doncic
Luka Doncic
Luka Doncic
Luka Doncic
Luka Doncic
Luka Doncic
Magic Johnson
Marcin Gortat
Marcus Camby
Mark Williams
Marques Johnson
Marques Johnson
Maurice Cheeks
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Ray Richardson
Mitchell Robinson
montrez Harrell
Montrezl Harrell
Moses Malone
Moses Malone
Moses Malone
Moses Malone
Nate McMillan
Nerlens Noel
Nic Claxton
Nic Claxton
Nic Claxton
Nick Richards
Nikola Jokic
Nikola Jokic
Nikola Vucevic
Obi Toppin
Oscar Robertson
Pascal Siakam
Pau Gasol
Paul George
Paul George
Paul Pierce
Rajon Rondo
Robert Parish
Robert Parish
Robert Williams
Ron Harper
Rudy Gobert
Rudy Gobert
Rudy Gobert
Rudy Gobert
Russell Westbrook
Sam Bowie
Scottie Pippen
Scottie Pippen
Serge Ibaka
Serge Ibaka
Serge Ibaka
Shai Gilgeous Alexander
Shai Gilgeous Alexander
Shaquille O'Neal
Shaquille O'Neal
Shawn Kemp
Shawn Marion
Shawn Marion
Shawn Marion
Sidney Moncrief
Sidney Moncrief
Sidney Moncrief
Spencer Haywood
Steph Curry
Stephan Curry
Stephen Curry
Steve Nash
Steven Adams
Terry Porter
Tim Duncan
Tim Duncan
Tim Duncan
Tom Boerwinkle
Tree Rollins
Troy Murphy
Ty Jerome
Ty Jerome
Tyler Herro
Tyrese Haliburton
Victor Oladipo
Victor Wembanyama
Walker Kessler
Walker Kessler
Walker Kessler
Walt Frazier
Walt Frazier
Wilt Chamberlain
Wilt Chamberlain
Wilt Chamberlain
Wilt Chamberlain
Zach Lavine
Zion Williamson
11/14/2025 2:04 PM
I dont know if we ever talked about trades with this iteration - off limits?
11/14/2025 7:31 PM
That would kinda defeat the purpose and spirit of the theme.
11/14/2025 9:59 PM
how?
11/14/2025 11:27 PM
Players would have wildly different valuations, depending on the current roster makeup of the teams which were trading them (if I ended up with way too many C's, for example, I would be willing to trade one for pennies on the dollar just to get something I could use), which would lend itself to uneven trades making a lot of sense, which would make the league mostly about these trades, imo.
11/15/2025 7:49 AM
I hope people are starting to realize you shouldn't scrape the bottom of the barrel in your round 1 ballot.
11/15/2025 8:14 AM
Posted by berkelon on 11/15/2025 7:50:00 AM (view original):
Players would have wildly different valuations, depending on the current roster makeup of the teams which were trading them (if I ended up with way too many C's, for example, I would be willing to trade one for pennies on the dollar just to get something I could use), which would lend itself to uneven trades making a lot of sense, which would make the league mostly about these trades, imo.
True. I would trade Caruso for nothing at this point so I could have the open roster spot since I have Harden/KD/Russ at guard.

Caruso’s 24-25 has 100 D, 15 cREB, 54+ eFG, 3.6 STL%, 1.6 BLK% and he shouldn’t be a freebie in this league, but the accidental positional wealth would make him one.
11/15/2025 8:41 AM
Posted by chewy3344 on 11/15/2025 8:14:00 AM (view original):
I hope people are starting to realize you shouldn't scrape the bottom of the barrel in your round 1 ballot.
I'll trade you Camby for Herro
11/15/2025 10:48 AM
No trades are allowed.
11/15/2025 11:02 AM
dammit midge
11/15/2025 11:06 AM
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