Any Trekkers in the house? Well, we've got at least one. "Mirror, Mirror" is a Star Trek: The Original Series episode in which Kirk encounters himself in an alternate timeline. It's equal parts creepy and cool.
So......here's the theme. All NBA Draft trades NEVER HAPPENED! (dun dun dun)
This means:
Kevin Love played for the Memphis Grizzlies
Kawhi Leonard played for the Indiana Pacers
Damian Lillard played for the Brooklyn Nets
Kyrie Irving played for the LA Clippers
Gordon Hayward played for the New York Knicks
Larry Sanders played for the Chicago Bulls
Ricky Rubio played for the Washington Wizards
Serge Ibaka played for the Phoenix Suns
Marc Gasol played for the Los Angeles Lakers
Joakim Noah played for the New York Knicks
LaMarcus Aldridge played for the New York Knicks
Rajon Rondo played for the Los Angeles Lakers
Deron Williams played for the Portland Trail Blazers
Josh Smith played for the Milwaukee Bucks
Luol Deng played for the Phoenix Suns
Pau Gasol played for the Atlanta Hawks
Shawn Marion played for the Dallas Mavericks (originally)
Andrei Kirilenko played for the Orlando Magic
Jason Terry played for the Golden State Warriors
Vince Carter played for the Golden State Warriors
Dirk Nowitzki played for the Milwaukee Bucks
Ray Allen played for the Minnesota Timberwolves
Kobe Bryant played for the Charlotte Hornets
Chris Webber played for the Orlando Magic, while Anfernee Hardaway played for the Golden State Warriors
Shawn Kemp played for the Philadelphia 76ers
Dan Majerle played for the Cleveland Cavaliers
Dennis Rodman played for the Cleveland Cavaliers
Scottie Pippen played for the New York Knicks
Arvydas Sabonis played for the Boston Celtics
Jeff Hornacek played for the Los Angeles Lakers
Terry Porter played for the Boston Celtics
Charles Barkley played for the LA Clippers
Derek Harper played for the Atlanta Hawks
James Worthy played for the Cleveland Cavaliers
Dominique Wilkins played for the Utah Jazz
Kevin McHale played for the Golden State Warriors
Larry Smith played for the Detroit Pistons
Magic Johnson played for the Utah Jazz (wait, what?)
Robert Parish played for the Los Angeles Lakers
Bill Russell played for the St. Louis/Atlanta Hawks
AND MORE!
Rules:
1. $48M cap
2. No twisting
3. You can use any player's season that played for your franchise (in this timeline). For example, any Ray Allen Bucks season with a Timberwolves team.
4. The timeline only counts for the player's first team. Any seasons after the player's first team can be used as they are in real life.
5. If you can find a link for the trade, it counts. If you can't find a link, you can't use that player.
6. REMEMBER: You cannot use players from our reality, e.g. Anfernee Hardaway with the Orlando Magic! Make sure to take that into consideration when drafting a franchise.
You can reference this page for a (hopefully) complete list:
http://www.prosportstransactions.com/basketball/DraftTrades/Years/2014.htm
Switch the year out in the link to get any draft year.
Franchises are drafted first come, first serve. If you post it, it's yours.
Owner list:
bds9992 - Hawks (unless one of the next 2 owners wants it)
benhoidal - Jazz
hardened - Cavaliers
superrobb420 - Heat
By the way, no strict rules with the team name. As long as it includes the club name (e.g. "Lakers" or "Suns") it's a valid name for the league. Go crazy.
update (12:39 AM EST, 9/22/15): I definitely missed/fumbled a couple of the non-trades on the initial post. Check to see if I've changed anyone you were looking at. I think I got all of the major ones. Some (like Goran Dragic with the Toronto Raptors, or Mookie Blaylock with the Portland Trail Blazers) are technically true, but Mookie's really good seasons are with the Hawks, anyway, and Dragic's really good seasons are with the Suns the second time around, which wouldn't count.