Posted by truemen on 11/3/2010 3:21:00 PM (view original):
The noob takes the Big Red Machine
Okay, truemen, but heed ye well the dire warnings at the top of this forum. In the long and storied history of the Rule V league (now in roomy XXX size), no one, but no one, has ever won a championship with a certain *** spreading, scoog sucking, cheating, lying, bowl-cutted gambling degenerate fraud from the once proud state of O-Hi-O, aka Charlie Hustler, aka the Queen City Queen, aka Mr. "Sure, kid, I'll sign a ball for you, will that be Visa, MasterCard or Amex?", aka Prisoner 2396281, aka Petey PurtyMouth. If you even think about protecting, drafting or otherwise using this alleged human -- who, by the way, will never, ever grace the Baseball Hall of Fame for he is an effin' poison that needs to be eradicated from the earth -- you will be doomed to disappointment. Sweet Lady Karma may tease you, may let you play her sweet game for awhile and even give you the illusion of a playoff contender, but as sure as that scumbag piece o' shite was guilty of everything he was ever accused of and that much more, you will not have a trophy at the end of the season. You have been warned.