A$$ 2.0 Topic

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2/12/2012 9:34 PM (edited)
Posted by jiml60 on 2/8/2012 1:15:00 AM (view original):
Swamp, I want to dip into this!
2/12/2012 7:14 PM
2/12/2012 9:35 PM
Posted by jiml60 on 2/12/2012 9:34:00 PM (view original):

Please let me smell your finger.
2/12/2012 9:41 PM
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Posted by jiml60 on 2/12/2012 1:36:00 PM (view original):
*Shatner voice*
Must..........not..........bite........screen........
*Inflicts two-handed Shatner chop on self*
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Posted by jiml60 on 2/12/2012 12:46:00 AM (view original):

Years ago, I was getting a haircut at an old barbershop on the square in Englewood, and a women in red stockings walked by the window.     He stopped cutting, took a deep sigh, and said "Back in the day, I would have lusted after a pig, if it was wearing red stockings".    I'm starting to have a red-stocking thing myself, now.

2/15/2012 2:16 AM
Posted by jiml60 on 2/15/2012 1:10:00 AM (view original):
I wanna smell her finger too!
2/15/2012 2:27 AM
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