Posted by jiml60 on 2/12/2012 12:46:00 AM (view original):

Years ago, I was getting a haircut at an old barbershop on the square in Englewood, and a women in red stockings walked by the window. He stopped cutting, took a deep sigh, and said "Back in the day, I would have lusted after a pig, if it was wearing red stockings". I'm starting to have a red-stocking thing myself, now.