Favorie AAA player names Topic

Most of the time, they are mundane and unremarkable, but every once in a while, I get a AAA player with a name that makes me chuckle. My current favorite is Blake Chiappetta. Tell me you don't picture a guy with a big green afro...

Also fun is Cameron Clutch, who appropriately hit a game-tying home run that sent the game into extra innings during his last appearance.

What are some fun names you have seen?
1/28/2016 2:16 PM
I had a similar thread about 5 years ago.  Here's some of the names that were brought up in that one:

Thaddeus Smack
Jesus Goldberg
Albert Fiasco
Chico Niederbaumer

But the best post of the thread came from sylvanc:

"Just got a new 2B named Angel McButchley. (One of two Angels on my AAA) Perhaps the first Sim player of Latin-Scottish-Lesbian descent."
1/28/2016 3:26 PM
LOL

Jesus Goldberg

Nice.
1/28/2016 3:27 PM
Rod Love
1/28/2016 3:31 PM
I have my renamed AAA all picked out for a theme league that's about to start up:

C Johnny Stench
1B Crap Anson
2B Eddie Stanky
3B Buddy Smell
SS Joe Stinker
OF Odor B. McDowell
SP Ryan Dumpster
RP Goose Garbage

As you may have surmised, I don't expect much from the rookies!

1/28/2016 8:20 PM
Posted by crazystengel on 1/28/2016 8:20:00 PM (view original):
I have my renamed AAA all picked out for a theme league that's about to start up:

C Johnny Stench
1B Crap Anson
2B Eddie Stanky
3B Buddy Smell
SS Joe Stinker
OF Odor B. McDowell
SP Ryan Dumpster
RP Goose Garbage

As you may have surmised, I don't expect much from the rookies!

Very clever, crazy. 
1/29/2016 12:26 AM
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