Never gotten this response before:

"You think that's all it takes to get me to come to little old Menlo? Do I look like a moron to you? Am I in some way funny to you? Do I amuse you? Is that it? I'm a clown? You're an old man now - just remember that. I've got friends that owe me favors. Sleep with one eye open if you know what I mean."
4/8/2011 2:20 PM
Yikes.  Sounds like he'll be a great defender :)

4/8/2011 2:29 PM
He's bipolar, because he sent me this msg, which prompted me to call him and do my recruiting:

"I've really heard some good things about Menlo recently - give me a ring when you have a chance - I'd really like to catch up."

I gotta say, I don't like CS in WIS, but I do appreciate whoever wrote these recruiting responses. This one, along with the my mamma is in the oldest profession rant, is my favorite. 

4/8/2011 2:39 PM
Omg that's hilarious
4/8/2011 6:39 PM
Posted by ethan66 on 4/8/2011 2:29:00 PM (view original):
Yikes.  Sounds like he'll be a great defender :)

a great defendant, more likely.....
4/9/2011 2:54 AM
Nice one. Not quite the same level of Shebannnnng!, but cracks a smile.
4/9/2011 12:01 PM
Sounds like a Bob Hugins type recruit.
4/9/2011 2:03 PM
I'm glad psych evals were taken out of the simulation.  I got this tonight:

"Let me be the first one to say congratulations - oh, wait, that's what I'd say if I were happy. Let me rephrase that - you signed Howard Moore?!? Are you insane? The kid's mental."


4/9/2011 11:26 PM
Posted by 2bounce on 4/9/2011 2:03:00 PM (view original):
Sounds like a Bob Hugins type recruit.
Or Jerry Tarkanian
4/10/2011 1:09 AM
Hilarious. Jerry on the sidelines chewing on a towel. Great memories. Sounds like the programmer is a big goodfellows, Joe pesci fan.
4/10/2011 3:16 AM

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