Man, they really do come out of the woodwork to jump on a guy who just wants to be able to enjoy his honeymoon and not have to totally sacrifice programs he's spent considerable time building and start over... Seriously, he even offered to pay. If I were a better owner I would try to help, but nobody wants me handling D1 teams. It's fine if you don't have the time or inclination, but I see absolutely nothing in any of the OP's posts that invites all these asinine responses...
Seriously, we're not allowed to ask for help anymore? Get over yourselves.