ODL XXXVIII team rosters and commentary Topic

lol... yeah, you guys are right, but ash, if wade goes to the point, i'll bet you a ham sandwich, evil's team cannot break the 27 ast per game avg. and if he can't, he won't make the playoffs. guaranteed.
2/19/2012 11:54 PM
make it a chicken biscuit and you're on!
2/20/2012 12:24 AM
(my last team didn't have a single guy with even 20 ast% on it in it's starting lineup, and my back court had lower ast% than wade + durant I'm pretty sure)
2/20/2012 12:25 AM
10) mikee1 - David Robinson, Shawn Kemp... this is looking like a halloween movie where the bad guy starts collecting heads. glad i'm on the couch!

11) ashamael - Kareem Adbul-Jabbar, Marcus Camby... even though i do not like camby so early, jabbar and gumby compliment each other very well! pts. dimes, boards and def from the front court. glad i'm on the couch. put mikee and ash in the same conference, and an ocean away from me.

12) robocoach (1) - Julius Erving, Mookie Blaylock... huh? i want robo in my div. gettin' off the couch! double team dr. j, and let mookie shoot bricks.

13) robocoach (2) - Oscar Robinson, Shawn Marion... oscar will help marion be better, lot's better! but marion cannot improve oscar's game. not scary. off the couch and sticking my tongue out at the monsters.  

14) ginandjuice - Kevin Garnett, Scottie Pippen... garnett's a ***** in the 52m league, but the odl, yeah, at pf, he's excellent, but cost way too much for what he brings to the odl, so, he's not so good, however, pippen is VERY good in the odl and will help KG a bunch. these 2 score, dime-up, defend, and will p i s s in your candy bag on halloween. staying on the couch and keepin' my candy dry. 

15) xxevilivexx (2) - Dwayne Wade, Kevin Durant... these 2 are just wearing scary masks. yeah, they carry switchblades, but i've gotta glock 9mm. jumpin' up and down on the couch  so i can leap on them two!

16) xxevilivexx (1) - Ben Wallace, Tracy McGrady... masterblaster... the little p r i c k  on top of the monster. stayin' on the couch. wait, it's just a retarded boy under that scary helmet. ha! but while i'm lookin' at the boy, the p r i c k  is hittin' 3's and scoring!

17) scudmissle - Magic Johnson, Paul Pierce... ash says "monstrous"? i say i'm getting off the couch and dancin with these guys to, "the monster mash... it was a graveyard smash... the monster mash." they're my buddies.

18) malone9975 - Karl Malone, Dikembe Mutombo... mutombo went one pick before me and broke my heart, and broke my plan A. and mutombo looked like a monster on the muppet show, that voice of his. yikes! malone's shoulders, mutombo's voice. pts, boards, def, and dimes and efg%. on the couch! 

19) bluenote75 - Artis Gilmore, Chris Paul... good god! i want slot no. 19 next time! on the couch curled up behind my girlfriend.

20) sappy - Jason Kidd, Bill Russell... big bill's big smile, and kidd's spousal abuse makes me wanna jump off the couch and put my dukes up with these two monsters who pretend to be bad. well, maybe russell is bad, but he's a nice bad. magic will have his way with jason
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21) garyman - Jerry Lucas, Ray Allen... no def here... but lots of everything else! can be scary, can be a halloween party too. but my money says, they'll ne adding to my candy bag. gettin' off the couch.

22) 98average - Tim Duncan, Gary Payton... i love payton in both the 52 m league and the odl. never know why he doesn't go earlier. but 98 likes choosing him, and for good reason. one of the best bangs for the buck. duncan seems to under perform in wis, and i don't know why. still, scary combo. on the couch!

23) banditone - Kevin Love, Chauncey Billups... in china, they show the kevin love commercials alot. he slams, he shoots with 2 hands from 50 feet away (swish!), leaps, dribbles like a guard, and speaks good english! a monster in sheep's clothing! billups, as ugly as a monster in rl. on the couch for sure! 

24) jakotay - Kobe Bryant, John Stockton... "let's do the time warp again!"... scary, deadly, and accurate, since stockton will be feeding the ball to kobe. hate this combo. want them out of my div. on the couch again. i'm gettin' a sore a s s!

2/20/2012 12:43 AM (edited)
Loving the Big-O\Matrix pairing, hating the salary issues. Going to have to find a low usage, cheap, nothing much player at some point, I suspect.

And I am warming up to the Blaylock\Erving backcourt. I have tried tremendous defensive frontcourts before and frankly think it means squat to winning. Never had this tremendous defensive a backcourt, we'll see.......
2/20/2012 12:41 AM
98 likes choosing him, and for good reason. one of the best bangs for the buck.

When's the last time 98 won either the funk52 or the ODL?  Or any league for that matter?  Maybe he should quit picking Glove and try someone else!
2/20/2012 3:04 AM
ouch!
2/20/2012 5:48 AM
if the dream can keep his fls/tos under control he could actually be a steal this late.....or he could be the cap killing, low-fta shooting, underachiever i always assume him to be...definitely a risky pick...hope it works out
2/20/2012 2:51 PM
I think MJ and Hakeem are a nasty duo.
2/20/2012 4:37 PM
i love what tricky and captain did in the 2nd round...totally took advantage of the unique skills wilt/rodman have...great 3rd round picks too
2/21/2012 7:01 PM
Kareem now has somebody to feed him the ball.  That somebody also happens to have an efg of 58% and gives me 130 treys.  With a 60 on defense, Porter's no chump.  14% tov% is outstanding for a 4th-tier usage point guard with an ast% of almost 27.  Low fouls, decent steals make me absolutely love this guy in the Sim.

I'm fairly certain I'll get who I want in rounds 4 & 5 (which probably means I won't get either of them), and if so, I absolutely love my starting five.  We'll see how things play out, though.
2/21/2012 8:15 PM
Pssst, Scud! Psst....

Chandler invites you to get off the couch as he has someplace he wants to stick the ball.
2/21/2012 11:02 PM (edited)
There were actually people in the 3rd round I wanted more, but I figured I better grab the Creb, especially the offensive rebounds, while they were there to grab. Neither of these guys would survive a round but maybe somebody else I really want will.


For what it is worth there are an awful lot of 3rd round picks that have me wondering. (Although I really like the B Barry T Porter picks.)
2/21/2012 9:24 PM
The reasons I really like drafting in the middle of the draft:
 
1.) there are always the same number of people picked between your picks.
2.) Every round, some one drops who shouldn't. Pay attention, you get to be the manager who takes that guy. Seriously. Marion in the 2nd, Chandler in the 3rd?
2/21/2012 11:05 PM
Posted by robocoach on 2/21/2012 11:02:00 PM (view original):
Pssst, Scud! Psst....

Chandler invites you to get off the couch as he has someplace he wants to stick the ball.
ha!. he's just comedy to me... gettin' off the couch and mooning TC!
2/21/2012 11:24 PM (edited)
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