Forgive me. I live in LA and get to see some films that aren't widely released. In no particular order...
Grindin' Sausage (an in-production snuff film)
Anal Catch (a Disney pic. True story about a WR with no arms who becomes an unlikely gridiron hero)
Ernest Saves Christmas (A tip of the hat to a classic)
Head Games (a born-again Christian doctor drills holes in his wife's head to unsucessfully cure Bunions but, in turn, sparks new found passion and romance)
Ginomi---Touch Me Vieille Bête (a French film about an angry middle-aged Italian---or possibly Argentinian---and a 99 year old man who find love in the digitial world)
The Semi-Limp Rise And Fall Of JC (a documentary about a Cal Tech wiz who becomes a hero to a legion of girlfriend-less 37 year-old whining males and then throws it all away when he realizes he is a hero to a legion of girlfriend-less 37 year-old whining males and he would have been way better off investing his talents in creating an on-line women's shoe store or some fashion game for women who, possibily, would start throwing conventions about the game in places like San Diego and he could make residual income and then show up as a speaker at the conventions and get some strange now and then---even if it wasn't top shelf and maybe even getting a little old---but at least a little more adventerous then his wife from Dayton. I mean, really. Most of Western society is ok with oral sex but asking for a Mount Blanc pen that his Grandfather liberated from Germany be placed into him during coitus is somehow taboo!? Whatever. I'm blowing this game up. Enjoy paying 9.99 a month for this digital $hit bitche$. Damn. I MEANT TO SAY SPOLIER ALERT AT THE START OF THIS BLURB. MY BAD.
Chopped With No Crutons. (A chilling horror story where townspeople revolt against the incessant email blasts and postings of the son of a salad magnate)
7/1/2012 3:20 AM (edited)