Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

Posted by AlCheez on 7/23/2010 1:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/23/2010 1:06:00 PM (view original):
Looks like Bret may get his Darwin reward after all.
I think you'd have to do something fairly unique to get a Darwin award out of a sky-diving accident - it's pretty cliche.

That being said, it is bret.
Open your chute too soon and have it get tangled in the plane's prop?

Or are you thinking something more The Goods-esque?
7/23/2010 1:23 PM
Posted by antonsirius on 7/23/2010 1:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by AlCheez on 7/23/2010 1:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/23/2010 1:06:00 PM (view original):
Looks like Bret may get his Darwin reward after all.
I think you'd have to do something fairly unique to get a Darwin award out of a sky-diving accident - it's pretty cliche.

That being said, it is bret.
Open your chute too soon and have it get tangled in the plane's prop?

Or are you thinking something more The Goods-esque?
You saw The Goods?
7/23/2010 1:34 PM
Posted by AlCheez on 7/23/2010 1:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/23/2010 1:06:00 PM (view original):
Looks like Bret may get his Darwin reward after all.
I think you'd have to do something fairly unique to get a Darwin award out of a sky-diving accident - it's pretty cliche.

That being said, it is bret.

I think you kind of hit on it. He's likely to land head first in a bucket of water and drown or some such.

7/23/2010 1:41 PM
Or maybe he'll forget to strap the parachute on altogether.
7/23/2010 1:42 PM
damnit, Bret owes me $20 from the weekend. Guess I can write that off, now.
7/23/2010 1:44 PM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 7/23/2010 1:42:00 PM (view original):
Or maybe he'll forget to strap the parachute on altogether.
That, I think, has been done.
7/23/2010 1:46 PM
Posted by vandydave on 7/23/2010 11:49:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 7/23/2010 10:54:00 AM (view original):
Posted by vandydave on 7/23/2010 10:51:00 AM (view original):
im going to go get some shots before going to honduras sunday, waiting this late i think all i may get is tetanus and typhoid A

Throw in a mind eraser.

Actually got tetanus and hepatitis A.

I giggled when I saw a girl go to the counter and ask for an STD screen
I am gettin typoid, hepititis, and yellow fever shots and malaria pills for my trip next week
7/23/2010 1:53 PM
While making his second wingsuit jump the jumper failed to put his leg straps on before putting the suit on. On or after opening the jumper fell out of his harness and impacted the ground.

Person was flying as an observer on the Cessna 182 aircraft with out a parachute. When the tandem and videoflyer exited the man took off his seatbelt and jumped out of the airplane before the pilot could stop him. The man was seen in freefall falling on his back taking pictures of himself. He struck a house roof on the ground.

Jumper was seen doing a hook turn over the main organizer tents. He was swooping in between the large tents, in the course of his swoop he flew head first into a parked truck. He died instantly on the scene.

First hand reports state that even with out the truck he would have still died due to how low he was while still diving in the turn.
7/23/2010 1:59 PM
those were the best ones I could find. I particularly like the suicide jumper.
7/23/2010 2:00 PM
Cool, Bret paid me. God Speed, Bret.
7/23/2010 2:01 PM
Well then, at least one tragedy was averted.
7/23/2010 2:07 PM
nice
7/23/2010 2:08 PM
I hope he doesn't let Bohdi pack his chute.
7/23/2010 2:11 PM
I still feel bad for the helmet. I guess there's always hope there - maybe bret will forget to put one on.
7/23/2010 2:11 PM
I wonder if my work would let me swap the sim out of my Blackberry into my new iPhone...  I want the iPhone but if I could have it without having the monthly bill, that would be ideal.

7/23/2010 2:23 PM
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