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Posted by tylermathias on 8/2/2010 5:02:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/2/2010 5:02:00 PM (view original):
Perry now or when he was all hopped up on painkillers and looking to blow all that Friends money?
Now.
I'm still going Perry.  He has more money and I think the strippers that grew up laughing at Chandler would be more likely to throw around cheap mouthskis
8/2/2010 5:10 PM
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The only possible argument for Blair Underwood is that you might luck into getting to hear him tell strippers about the event.
8/2/2010 5:10 PM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/2/2010 5:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/2/2010 5:02:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/2/2010 5:02:00 PM (view original):
Perry now or when he was all hopped up on painkillers and looking to blow all that Friends money?
Now.
I'm still going Perry.  He has more money and I think the strippers that grew up laughing at Chandler would be more likely to throw around cheap mouthskis
Very well-reasoned.
8/2/2010 5:10 PM
hugenuge42
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Everything I do is carefully planned out.
8/2/2010 5:12 PM
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I don't think I could type something more false if I tried.
8/2/2010 5:13 PM
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It's like Uncle Pat said, "Most things in life, good and bad, just sort of happen to you"     
8/2/2010 5:13 PM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/2/2010 5:13:00 PM (view original):
I don't think I could type something more false if I tried.
The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the ******* pen is blue! 
8/2/2010 5:15 PM
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I mean, he's definitely going to tell them about the event.  You can tell that much from the previews.  But you can't follow the guy around night and day.  You've just gotta hope to time it right.
8/2/2010 5:17 PM
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I might nickname my dick The Event.
8/2/2010 5:20 PM
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Aaaand I'm out of thumbs.
8/2/2010 5:30 PM
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Perry
8/2/2010 5:44 PM
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Posted by vandydave on 8/2/2010 5:44:00 PM (view original):
Perry
Are you suggesting you'd rather **** Matthew Perry and take Katy Perry out for steak dinner and a strip club.
8/2/2010 5:53 PM (edited)
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Id go to a strip club and steak dinner with Katy Perry, because she kissed a girl and liked it.
8/2/2010 5:57 PM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/2/2010 4:56:00 PM (view original):
If you could bang one, Carrie Underwood or Katy Perry?
Carrie...  and it isn't even remotely close.
8/2/2010 6:20 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/2/2010 5:00:00 PM (view original):
Ok, now who would you rather go have a nice steak dinner and strip club excursion with, Blair Underwood or Matthew Perry?
Perry I guess.  Not a fan of heroin but I don't trust the blacks in the strip club.
8/2/2010 6:22 PM
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