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Posted by cbriese on 8/4/2010 10:18:00 AM (view original):
And I drink a Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi or Diet DP for breakfast every day. It may be my stomach lining that is seriously damaged.
Ugh.  It's the morning, show some decency.
8/4/2010 10:20 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:12:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 9:47:00 AM (view original):

Way to drive 55, Grandma.

Taking a picture while going 55 is kelbish, however.
It may be more erfdoggish.

Did the authorities check his odometer?
8/4/2010 10:22 AM
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I drink Coke Zero every morning, but I purge it within an hour of getting in the office.
8/4/2010 10:23 AM
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Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
You've got to be siriusly damaged to drink a coke with breakfast.
Drinking soda in general is gross...  for breakfast?  Absurd.
8/4/2010 10:24 AM
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Posted by cbriese on 8/4/2010 10:15:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 8/4/2010 10:12:00 AM (view original):
Posted by cbriese on 8/4/2010 10:10:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 9:45:00 AM (view original):
Might be time to splurge for a new car.
Nah. Just bought the wife a Maxima. I'll make do for a while. I may think about getting an old Jeep Wrangler for nicer days.
I was gonna say, that doesn't look like the inside of the truck you were driving before.
It is. Same one for a little over seven years now.
To be fair, didn't bret spend the majority of his time face down in your lap? He'd be more of a judge of whether or not you changed upholstery.
8/4/2010 10:24 AM
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Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:16:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:13:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
You've got to be siriusly damaged to drink a coke with breakfast.

kbjone is damaged?

Heh.

This dude I work with decided he was going to get back in shape.  The first phase of his plan was to drink large quantities of gatorade.  Eventually he ran like a quarter mile but hurt his leg and had to quit.  He still drinks gatorade though.

Retarded...  drinking Gatorade is stupid 99% of the time anyway.

Just drink water.  It is delicious.

8/4/2010 10:25 AM
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Posted by cbriese on 8/4/2010 10:18:00 AM (view original):
And I drink a Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi or Diet DP for breakfast every day. It may be my stomach lining that is seriously damaged.
The odds are pretty high.
8/4/2010 10:26 AM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:22:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:12:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 9:47:00 AM (view original):

Way to drive 55, Grandma.

Taking a picture while going 55 is kelbish, however.
It may be more erfdoggish.

Did the authorities check his odometer?

It's only erffdoggish if he dies. Kelby somehow lives through it.

8/4/2010 10:26 AM
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Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:20:00 AM (view original):
Posted by cbriese on 8/4/2010 10:18:00 AM (view original):
And I drink a Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi or Diet DP for breakfast every day. It may be my stomach lining that is seriously damaged.
Ugh.  It's the morning, show some decency.
I can't drink carbonated beverages before 11, at least.
8/4/2010 10:27 AM
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Vitamin Water and Gatorade and the like are not the way to lose weight. Kudos to their marketing departments though.

8/4/2010 10:28 AM
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Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:16:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:13:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
You've got to be siriusly damaged to drink a coke with breakfast.

kbjone is damaged?

Heh.

This dude I work with decided he was going to get back in shape.  The first phase of his plan was to drink large quantities of gatorade.  Eventually he ran like a quarter mile but hurt his leg and had to quit.  He still drinks gatorade though.
Yeah, but at least he won't steal your ****.
8/4/2010 10:28 AM
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8/4/2010 10:29 AM
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Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 10:25:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:16:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:13:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
You've got to be siriusly damaged to drink a coke with breakfast.

kbjone is damaged?

Heh.

This dude I work with decided he was going to get back in shape.  The first phase of his plan was to drink large quantities of gatorade.  Eventually he ran like a quarter mile but hurt his leg and had to quit.  He still drinks gatorade though.

Retarded...  drinking Gatorade is stupid 99% of the time anyway.

Just drink water.  It is delicious.

G2 isn't too bad.  Even so, I've cut down to 3 a week, only having them when I'm actually exercising.  Grape G2 is a top 5 non-alcoholic beverage in the tastiness department.

I've always been very pro-water.  I guarantee I'm a top 3 SHoFer (if not #1) in the DWCBV rankings.
8/4/2010 10:29 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:28:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:16:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:13:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
You've got to be siriusly damaged to drink a coke with breakfast.

kbjone is damaged?

Heh.

This dude I work with decided he was going to get back in shape.  The first phase of his plan was to drink large quantities of gatorade.  Eventually he ran like a quarter mile but hurt his leg and had to quit.  He still drinks gatorade though.
Yeah, but at least he won't steal your ****.
wolfsbane would run him down if he did.
8/4/2010 10:30 AM
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heh. TM would have us believe he exercises 3 times a week.
8/4/2010 10:31 AM
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