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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
I almost never drink gatorade--rarely even take it during marathons--I'll sometimes dillute it with water during the races. After long runs I crave chocolate milk, or a non-diet soda. Sometimes, milk's a bad choice.
Yeah. I wouldn't want milk right after working out, despite them saying chocolate milk was the best possiible thing to drink for the sake of recovery after a workout.
Pretty much after a 15 mile run or longer, that's all I want. Before I even knew that was recommended. I usually get a chocolate milkshake after my marathons.
8/4/2010 10:40 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:37:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:34:00 AM (view original):
walking to the gatorade machine is TMs only exercise. He does that 3 times a week.
Gatorade machine?  Who has one of those?
Idiots who use pumps for water. That's what faucets are for, genius.
I dont know anyone who has a sump faucet, but to each their own.
8/4/2010 10:41 AM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
I almost never drink gatorade--rarely even take it during marathons--I'll sometimes dillute it with water during the races. After long runs I crave chocolate milk, or a non-diet soda. Sometimes, milk's a bad choice.
Yeah. I wouldn't want milk right after working out, despite them saying chocolate milk was the best possiible thing to drink for the sake of recovery after a workout.
Pretty much after a 15 mile run or longer, that's all I want. Before I even knew that was recommended. I usually get a chocolate milkshake after my marathons.
You like chocolate milkshake, huh?     
8/4/2010 10:41 AM
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Posted by sergei91 on 8/4/2010 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:37:00 AM (view original):
Posted by sergei91 on 8/4/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
what about getting up from you chair?
Do you count the Jamaican jerk as an arm exercise?
is the jamaican hott?
he has smelly rasta hair
8/4/2010 10:42 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:35:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:31:00 AM (view original):
heh. TM would have us believe he exercises 3 times a week.
Sometimes he has to sprint to get to the microwave before it starts beeping.
Funny, if a little metaphysically awkward.
If it beeps, then the Lawyyark will know you're snacking.
Then why wouldn't I just stay within site of the timer and save myself the run?  Think, man.
8/4/2010 10:42 AM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
I almost never drink gatorade--rarely even take it during marathons--I'll sometimes dillute it with water during the races. After long runs I crave chocolate milk, or a non-diet soda. Sometimes, milk's a bad choice.
Yeah. I wouldn't want milk right after working out, despite them saying chocolate milk was the best possiible thing to drink for the sake of recovery after a workout.
Pretty much after a 15 mile run or longer, that's all I want. Before I even knew that was recommended. I usually get a chocolate milkshake after my marathons.
I'm sure you really have to twist your wife's arm to make that stop.
8/4/2010 10:43 AM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:35:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:31:00 AM (view original):
heh. TM would have us believe he exercises 3 times a week.
Sometimes he has to sprint to get to the microwave before it starts beeping.
Funny, if a little metaphysically awkward.
If it beeps, then the Lawyyark will know you're snacking.
Then why wouldn't I just stay within site of the timer and save myself the run?  Think, man.
oh ****, tm just got homophowned.  Best shtickless day ever.
8/4/2010 10:44 AM
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That **** happens all the time, you just only read like 7% of my posts.
8/4/2010 10:46 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:43:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
I almost never drink gatorade--rarely even take it during marathons--I'll sometimes dillute it with water during the races. After long runs I crave chocolate milk, or a non-diet soda. Sometimes, milk's a bad choice.
Yeah. I wouldn't want milk right after working out, despite them saying chocolate milk was the best possiible thing to drink for the sake of recovery after a workout.
Pretty much after a 15 mile run or longer, that's all I want. Before I even knew that was recommended. I usually get a chocolate milkshake after my marathons.
I'm sure you really have to twist your wife's arm to make that stop.

lol-d.

Shame I can only give 1 thumb.

8/4/2010 10:47 AM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:35:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:31:00 AM (view original):
heh. TM would have us believe he exercises 3 times a week.
Sometimes he has to sprint to get to the microwave before it starts beeping.
Funny, if a little metaphysically awkward.
If it beeps, then the Lawyyark will know you're snacking.
Then why wouldn't I just stay within site of the timer and save myself the run?  Think, man.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you would DVR your microwave window because you enjoy watching that food heat up so much.
8/4/2010 10:47 AM
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Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
You've got to be siriusly damaged to drink a coke with breakfast.
Drinking soda in general is gross...  for breakfast?  Absurd.
pretty much the only time I get a coke is if there is rum in it, I make up for that by having 1-3 espressos every day
8/4/2010 10:48 AM
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Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:11:00 AM (view original):
You've got to be siriusly damaged to drink a coke with breakfast.
a coke is my breakfast
8/4/2010 10:48 AM
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Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 10:44:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 10:35:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/4/2010 10:31:00 AM (view original):
heh. TM would have us believe he exercises 3 times a week.
Sometimes he has to sprint to get to the microwave before it starts beeping.
Funny, if a little metaphysically awkward.
If it beeps, then the Lawyyark will know you're snacking.
Then why wouldn't I just stay within site of the timer and save myself the run?  Think, man.
oh ****, tm just got homophowned.  Best shtickless day ever.
moy will be so confused.

I say everyone thumb that post down, to shame him.
8/4/2010 10:48 AM
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Bot's outside his usual wheelhouse this morning.  It's enjoyable and thumb-magnetty.
8/4/2010 10:48 AM
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Posted by bret2775 on 8/4/2010 10:20:00 AM (view original):
I used to program in cobol and fortran-  Good times.
i used BASIC with the apple IIe
8/4/2010 10:50 AM
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