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Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 12:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:16:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 12:13:00 PM (view original):
I say we all chip in and get tm a new wheelhouse.    
I was going to get him a microwave DVR.

Do they have DVR's in Indiana?

DVR was invented in Indiana.

Then it was outlawed, like velcro.
8/4/2010 12:29 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:16:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 12:13:00 PM (view original):
I say we all chip in and get tm a new wheelhouse.    
I was going to get him a microwave DVR.

Do they have DVR's in Indiana?
you spelled VHS wrong
8/4/2010 12:29 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 12:13:00 PM (view original):
I say we all chip in and get tm a new wheelhouse.    
I hope we're still doing this when we're in our 50's.
Isn't that like three years from now for you two?
I've still got nearly 16 years.  What's gin, like 31?
With your habits I doubt you'll see 50, so there's a potential shtickless golden age there.
8/4/2010 12:29 PM
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Posted by bret2775 on 8/4/2010 12:29:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:16:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 12:13:00 PM (view original):
I say we all chip in and get tm a new wheelhouse.    
I was going to get him a microwave DVR.

Do they have DVR's in Indiana?
you spelled VHS wrong
That too.  It all happens at the Walmart.
8/4/2010 12:31 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:21:00 PM (view original):
"Usual wheelhouse" is like "proceed forward"

I just included a useless word already covered by the definition of the meaningful word.  My old lawyering skills professor would be ashamed, but you still don't get to have extra wheelhousii.
90% of your words are useless. I've already called squatter's rights on those wheelhouses, so you're not taking them from me.
8/4/2010 12:31 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:21:00 PM (view original):
"Usual wheelhouse" is like "proceed forward"

I just included a useless word already covered by the definition of the meaningful word.  My old lawyering skills professor would be ashamed, but you still don't get to have extra wheelhousii.
I gotta side with tm here. "Wheelhouse" as a term is by definition singular; players do not have multiple or secondary wheelhouses.
8/4/2010 12:31 PM
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I thought is was Walmarts
8/4/2010 12:31 PM
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Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:14:00 PM (view original):
I drink at minimum a gallon of water a day.  I hardly ever drink anything else.... once in a while I have a propel or a vidration or maybe crystal light.  But 95% of what I drink (excpet when  iam out which isnt very offten anymore) is water.
You also take weight loss pills, like a little *****.
Yeah...  that is weak as ****.
I don't care how much of that p90x nonsense you do, you're still no better than Dustin Diamond. You're a Screech forever.
8/4/2010 12:32 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:15:00 PM (view original):
or on vacation... than I eat and drink terrble...  while in Uganda I am not sure what I am going to drink.  I am probably gonna be afraid to eat or drink anything
You're going to Uganda? First I've heard of it.
I wonder if he's trying to raise money.  Seems like an expensive trip.
I disagree. I think handjobs are a nickel over there. I don't think it'll cost much money at all for him to just creep around.
8/4/2010 12:33 PM
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Did you just let Screech in the ******* club?

8/4/2010 12:33 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:32:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:14:00 PM (view original):
I drink at minimum a gallon of water a day.  I hardly ever drink anything else.... once in a while I have a propel or a vidration or maybe crystal light.  But 95% of what I drink (excpet when  iam out which isnt very offten anymore) is water.
You also take weight loss pills, like a little *****.
Yeah...  that is weak as ****.
I don't care how much of that p90x nonsense you do, you're still no better than Dustin Diamond. You're a Screech forever.
he's more like David Schwimmer
8/4/2010 12:34 PM
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Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 12:25:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by tlak1038 on 8/4/2010 12:14:00 PM (view original):
Is it after game 20 where you can an extra year of holding off arbitration? ****, probably should've just waited on bringing up Willie Pascual, he's been hitting like **** so far anyway...
its after 20 minor league games
false
fine, game cycles
Still false, I think.
8/4/2010 12:34 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 8/4/2010 12:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 12:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 12:13:00 PM (view original):
I say we all chip in and get tm a new wheelhouse.    
I hope we're still doing this when we're in our 50's.
Isn't that like three years from now for you two?
I've still got nearly 16 years.  What's gin, like 31?
You might not even make it to 50 if you don't start flossing.
8/4/2010 12:34 PM
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Who is that directed to?  I have never done 1/100th of a second of some faggy video workout.
8/4/2010 12:35 PM
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Posted by vandydave on 8/4/2010 12:25:00 PM (view original):
robot - whats the FCF draft decision?
It's pretty evenly split, so I'll leave it as an all-in-one-night thing for now because it seems like less work for everyone involved.
8/4/2010 12:35 PM
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