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Dude, not while Rob is around.  NOT COOL.
8/4/2010 1:14 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:56:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:42:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:35:00 PM (view original):
Who is that directed to?  I have never done 1/100th of a second of some faggy video workout.
Fregoe, obvi.
Does he actually do that ****?

He is getting worse the more I learn about him today.  Diet pills and P90X?  He may as well start sucking ****.
I took stacker for a few months a few years ago...  and I did do p90x...   you actually started talking about some other workout you did and how awesome it is when I mentioned it here...  your memeory sucks.     and I could give two ***** what you think about me.  I get laid by hot chicks that are over the legal age and I dont have to drug them to get them to bang me....  and I get repeat customers... all while having a gf
Well, really none of that is true.

If you maybe laid out some exercises you were doing that sounded legit, I was probably complementary.  If you told me you were working out in tights and doing Jazzercise, probably not much.

The drugging and minors thing is just silly, and I am not too worried about how I am doing on the "hot chicks" and "repeat customers" front in comparison to you.
8/4/2010 1:15 PM
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/4/2010 1:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tracyr on 8/4/2010 1:10:00 PM (view original):
one of the 2 looked like a dude - the other was hammered beyond belief
This is a riddle, right?  So...the answer is:  they both ask, "Do I look like a hammered dude?"
The question is....how awful is fregoe's woman that he cheats with the uggo?
when you have steak every night sometimes you just want a have burger to help you appreciate how good that steak is
8/4/2010 1:15 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:14:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:06:00 PM (view original):
A gay conversation and a loser conversation, and somehow Robusk is in the middle of both.
pot calling two kettles black
I've know kettles, Fregoe.   And you sir, you're no kettle.
Kettle, you can never make fun of my mistakes again   
I don't think this makes sense--even on your terms.

I'm calling Bret as an expert witness.
8/4/2010 1:16 PM
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/4/2010 1:14:00 PM (view original):
Fun fact about Minnesota....nothing good has ever come out of there.

STFU mink
Lea Thompson did you f'ing ginger.
8/4/2010 1:16 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:15:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tracyr on 8/4/2010 1:10:00 PM (view original):
one of the 2 looked like a dude - the other was hammered beyond belief
This is a riddle, right?  So...the answer is:  they both ask, "Do I look like a hammered dude?"
The question is....how awful is fregoe's woman that he cheats with the uggo?
when you have steak every night sometimes you just want a have burger to help you appreciate how good that steak is
Awful anaolgy....I would buy it if you said every now and then you want lobster, but that would involve hot chicks.

I think for this situation it's more like a homeless guy switching soup kitchens.
8/4/2010 1:17 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 12:49:00 PM (view original):
I never understand that sort of ****.

Don't eat like an *******.  Eat some raw vegetables and fruit and meat that isn't fed **** it isn't supposed to eat.  Lay off the added sugar and the gluten.  Make simple food yourself...  not some crap that a ******* Sandwich Artist made you.

Find exercise that is fun for you to do.  If you can't, you are an *******.

Seriously, this **** isn't rocket science.  Letting pills and some gay *** Tae Bo video try and do the work for you is just lazy, uncreative and not conducive to maintaining any sort of progress.
P90x is far from tae bow **** and even farther from lazy.   I agree its not the best but when staying hotels 4 nights  a week it fits perfect into my scheudle.
I travel probably almost as you...  it isn't that difficult.

Props to you for doing something period...  I would just rather not get my exercise instruction from Jane Fonda or blow up my heart with Trimspa.
8/4/2010 1:17 PM
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:16:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:11:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:07:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:06:00 PM (view original):
A gay conversation and a loser conversation, and somehow Robusk is in the middle of both.
pot calling two kettles black
I've know kettles, Fregoe.   And you sir, you're no kettle.
Kettle, you can never make fun of my mistakes again   
I don't think this makes sense--even on your terms.

I'm calling Bret as an expert witness.
"I've Know kettles"   
8/4/2010 1:17 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:01:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:15:00 PM (view original):
or on vacation... than I eat and drink terrble...  while in Uganda I am not sure what I am going to drink.  I am probably gonna be afraid to eat or drink anything
You're going to Uganda? First I've heard of it.
I wonder if he's trying to raise money.  Seems like an expensive trip.
damn right I am......   if interested in helping out send a SM      over under I SM's I get is 1
Try helping some Americans, commie.
I do my friend,  I volunteer at a soup kitchen twice a month, volunteer coach for harlem RBI, and take one to two homeless people to lunch every month.  I do my part for the community I live.
**** the homeless.  That **** is always a choice.
8/4/2010 1:18 PM
Posted by blackmink18 on 8/4/2010 12:56:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 12:15:00 PM (view original):
or on vacation... than I eat and drink terrble...  while in Uganda I am not sure what I am going to drink.  I am probably gonna be afraid to eat or drink anything
You're going to Uganda? First I've heard of it.
I wonder if he's trying to raise money.  Seems like an expensive trip.
I disagree. I think handjobs are a nickel over there. I don't think it'll cost much money at all for him to just creep around.
Yeah, but what about the bottled water?  Pay attention.
You'd better be able to get better than a handjob for a bottle of water
Fregoe actually does anal with water bottles. He might reuse the same one and call it a" repeat customer".
8/4/2010 1:18 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/4/2010 1:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tracyr on 8/4/2010 1:10:00 PM (view original):
one of the 2 looked like a dude - the other was hammered beyond belief
This is a riddle, right?  So...the answer is:  they both ask, "Do I look like a hammered dude?"
The question is....how awful is fregoe's woman that he cheats with the uggo?
when you have steak every night sometimes you just want a have burger to help you appreciate how good that steak is
As rationalizations go, that's HOF status.
8/4/2010 1:18 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/4/2010 1:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tracyr on 8/4/2010 1:10:00 PM (view original):
one of the 2 looked like a dude - the other was hammered beyond belief
This is a riddle, right?  So...the answer is:  they both ask, "Do I look like a hammered dude?"
The question is....how awful is fregoe's woman that he cheats with the uggo?
when you have steak every night sometimes you just want a have burger to help you appreciate how good that steak is
So, she looks like a steak? You're dating Whoopi Goldberg?
8/4/2010 1:19 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:02:00 PM (view original):

total money I need to raise is 3,500....

How much do you have?  I could toss you a twenty spot or something just because Africa is the one continent I have avoided and it is a ballsy move.  Wars are always popping off there and I don't like the whole machete business.
8/4/2010 1:19 PM
Props, Robusk?  The 90's called and they want their slang back. HOOOOOOOOOO!
8/4/2010 1:20 PM
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:06:00 PM (view original):
A gay conversation and a loser conversation, and somehow Robusk is in the middle of both.
I am an agitator.
8/4/2010 1:20 PM
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