Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:36:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
lol @ taking homeless people to lunch.
it can be very interesting
especially when you get shanked for the change cup in your car, right?

Describe the typical bum/fregoe dinner setting and conversation topics, I'm interested.
ask the doorman, he will tell you no, he takes them to some diner in the morning
8/4/2010 1:38 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
lol @ taking homeless people to lunch.
it can be very interesting
What do you usually discuss with them?
8/4/2010 1:38 PM
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:37:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 1:35:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 1:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:02:00 PM (view original):

total money I need to raise is 3,500....

How much do you have?  I could toss you a twenty spot or something just because Africa is the one continent I have avoided and it is a ballsy move.  Wars are always popping off there and I don't like the whole machete business.
This cracked me up.  If I had thread-naming privileges we'd be in Shtickless:  Machete Business.
I'd call it, "What the Doorman Said".   Feels all John LeCarre and ****.
theres a lot of gold in the last few pages
8/4/2010 1:38 PM
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:16:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:14:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:11:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:07:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:06:00 PM (view original):
A gay conversation and a loser conversation, and somehow Robusk is in the middle of both.
pot calling two kettles black
I've know kettles, Fregoe.   And you sir, you're no kettle.
Kettle, you can never make fun of my mistakes again   
I don't think this makes sense--even on your terms.

I'm calling Bret as an expert witness.
sorry, I was with pot...what's the question?
8/4/2010 1:38 PM
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:36:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
lol @ taking homeless people to lunch.
it can be very interesting
especially when you get shanked for the change cup in your car, right?

Describe the typical bum/fregoe dinner setting and conversation topics, I'm interested.
you see a homless person sitting on the street.....  you walk up and say..  hey do you mind if I buy you lunch.   half the time they say no.  but if they say yes you walk to a subway or fast food joint and buy them lunch.   pretty simple and safe.   
8/4/2010 1:39 PM
What is the square root of delusion?
8/4/2010 1:39 PM
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/4/2010 1:17:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:15:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:12:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tracyr on 8/4/2010 1:10:00 PM (view original):
one of the 2 looked like a dude - the other was hammered beyond belief
This is a riddle, right?  So...the answer is:  they both ask, "Do I look like a hammered dude?"
The question is....how awful is fregoe's woman that he cheats with the uggo?
when you have steak every night sometimes you just want a have burger to help you appreciate how good that steak is
Awful anaolgy....I would buy it if you said every now and then you want lobster, but that would involve hot chicks.

I think for this situation it's more like a homeless guy switching soup kitchens.
it's not like he stuck his head up a butcher's arse looking for the T-bone, right?
8/4/2010 1:40 PM
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 1:38:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:37:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 1:35:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 1:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:02:00 PM (view original):

total money I need to raise is 3,500....

How much do you have?  I could toss you a twenty spot or something just because Africa is the one continent I have avoided and it is a ballsy move.  Wars are always popping off there and I don't like the whole machete business.
This cracked me up.  If I had thread-naming privileges we'd be in Shtickless:  Machete Business.
I'd call it, "What the Doorman Said".   Feels all John LeCarre and ****.
theres a lot of gold in the last few pages
You claim there is gold in shtickless far more often than there actually is gold. 
8/4/2010 1:40 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:39:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:36:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
lol @ taking homeless people to lunch.
it can be very interesting
especially when you get shanked for the change cup in your car, right?

Describe the typical bum/fregoe dinner setting and conversation topics, I'm interested.
you see a homless person sitting on the street.....  you walk up and say..  hey do you mind if I buy you lunch.   half the time they say no.  but if they say yes you walk to a subway or fast food joint and buy them lunch.   pretty simple and safe.   
Then they just trade the Whopper Jr. for one of those little airplane-sized bottles of booze.  Way to go, Rockefeller.
8/4/2010 1:40 PM
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/4/2010 1:40:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/4/2010 1:38:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:37:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/4/2010 1:35:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/4/2010 1:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:02:00 PM (view original):

total money I need to raise is 3,500....

How much do you have?  I could toss you a twenty spot or something just because Africa is the one continent I have avoided and it is a ballsy move.  Wars are always popping off there and I don't like the whole machete business.
This cracked me up.  If I had thread-naming privileges we'd be in Shtickless:  Machete Business.
I'd call it, "What the Doorman Said".   Feels all John LeCarre and ****.
theres a lot of gold in the last few pages
You claim there is gold in shtickless far more often than there actually is gold. 
I don't know if there's really less gold than before or we're all just jaded and over-it.

Not mutually exclusive, I guess.
8/4/2010 1:41 PM
An airplane-sized bottle of booze doesn't sound all that little.
8/4/2010 1:41 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:39:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:36:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
lol @ taking homeless people to lunch.
it can be very interesting
especially when you get shanked for the change cup in your car, right?

Describe the typical bum/fregoe dinner setting and conversation topics, I'm interested.
you see a homless person sitting on the street.....  you walk up and say..  hey do you mind if I buy you lunch.   half the time they say no.  but if they say yes you walk to a subway or fast food joint and buy them lunch.   pretty simple and safe.   
Just so you know, that's most likely also how somebody would proposition a homeless person for sex.
8/4/2010 1:42 PM
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/4/2010 1:38:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
lol @ taking homeless people to lunch.
it can be very interesting
What do you usually discuss with them?
normally they just talk....   if I do talk I normally ask them what they would need to get out of the situation they are in....   or ask how they ended up there.   not something I normally talk to people about because they think its crazy and I dont do it for recognizition....   but I TM called me out so I had to defend myself

recently I talked to guy who lost all his money in the stock market and during the good times he felt like he ****** off all his friends and family and was now embaressed to ask for help.   
8/4/2010 1:43 PM
Posted by rlahann on 8/4/2010 1:41:00 PM (view original):
An airplane-sized bottle of booze doesn't sound all that little.
Heh, true.
8/4/2010 1:43 PM
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:43:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/4/2010 1:38:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Fregoe on 8/4/2010 1:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 8/4/2010 1:33:00 PM (view original):
lol @ taking homeless people to lunch.
it can be very interesting
What do you usually discuss with them?
normally they just talk....   if I do talk I normally ask them what they would need to get out of the situation they are in....   or ask how they ended up there.   not something I normally talk to people about because they think its crazy and I dont do it for recognizition....   but I TM called me out so I had to defend myself

recently I talked to guy who lost all his money in the stock market and during the good times he felt like he ****** off all his friends and family and was now embaressed to ask for help.   
That wasn't exactly a callout so much as a callback.
8/4/2010 1:44 PM
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