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Posted by bret2775 on 8/5/2010 10:49:00 AM (view original):
that's not true, everyone knows Gatorage bought the rights to be the official drink of the Armed Forces
Tell me more about this "Gatorage" beverage.

Does it just make them age more quickly, or actually extend their lifespans?
8/5/2010 10:52 AM
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Hey cheez, how about the Phils being back to their high-water mark at 11 over?  This is such a weird season.
8/5/2010 10:54 AM
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Posted by robusk on 8/5/2010 10:23:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/5/2010 10:13:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/5/2010 10:09:00 AM (view original):
Up until 4 am on a work night...  bad idea.
There's an opening here to bust your balls about the health implications of not sleeping right, but I don't have the energy to do it right.
No one is a bigger baby about sleep than me actually.
So you sleep for about two hours, then wake up loudly demanding *****? 'Cause I'd totally believe that.
8/5/2010 10:54 AM
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Posted by AlCheez on 8/5/2010 10:53:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 8/5/2010 10:49:00 AM (view original):
that's not true, everyone knows Gatorage bought the rights to be the official drink of the Armed Forces
Tell me more about this "Gatorage" beverage.

Does it just make them age more quickly, or actually extend their lifespans?
I think its kinda like the grail at the end of indiana jones.
8/5/2010 11:00 AM (edited)
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/5/2010 10:41:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/5/2010 10:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/5/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
I think chemicals get a bad rap.

like vanilla ice?

Heh, yes.  I think chemicals get a vanilla ice.
Ok, then I tend to agree
8/5/2010 10:55 AM
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Posted by AlCheez on 8/5/2010 10:53:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 8/5/2010 10:49:00 AM (view original):
that's not true, everyone knows Gatorage bought the rights to be the official drink of the Armed Forces
Tell me more about this "Gatorage" beverage.

Does it just make them age more quickly, or actually extend their lifespans?
The joke was pretty lame, but you still missed the **** out of it.
8/5/2010 10:57 AM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/5/2010 10:54:00 AM (view original):
Hey cheez, how about the Phils being back to their high-water mark at 11 over?  This is such a weird season.
Truth.
8/5/2010 10:59 AM
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http://thechive.com/2010/08/03/secretary-loses-her-cat-and-asks-graphic-designer-at-her-work-to-create-a-missing-poster/

A good chuckle, especially for those of us who HATE cats
 
8/5/2010 11:00 AM
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holy **** bm. "A good chuckle"??!?!?!? Go **** yourself.
8/5/2010 11:02 AM
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Posted by larry_jew on 8/5/2010 10:57:00 AM (view original):
Posted by AlCheez on 8/5/2010 10:53:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 8/5/2010 10:49:00 AM (view original):
that's not true, everyone knows Gatorage bought the rights to be the official drink of the Armed Forces
Tell me more about this "Gatorage" beverage.

Does it just make them age more quickly, or actually extend their lifespans?
The joke was pretty lame, but you still missed the **** out of it.
What can I say? It's what I do.
8/5/2010 11:02 AM
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Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/5/2010 11:02:00 AM (view original):
holy **** bm. "A good chuckle"??!?!?!? Go **** yourself.
Ye olde Murphy, I said what I said.
8/5/2010 11:03 AM
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I feel like every link mink posts is to some page with a massive shitprint that crashes my browser.
8/5/2010 11:04 AM
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8/5/2010 11:05 AM
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Posted by antonsirius on 8/5/2010 10:54:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/5/2010 10:23:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/5/2010 10:13:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/5/2010 10:09:00 AM (view original):
Up until 4 am on a work night...  bad idea.
There's an opening here to bust your balls about the health implications of not sleeping right, but I don't have the energy to do it right.
No one is a bigger baby about sleep than me actually.
So you sleep for about two hours, then wake up loudly demanding *****? 'Cause I'd totally believe that.
Obvi
8/5/2010 11:05 AM
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Posted by larry_jew on 8/5/2010 11:04:00 AM (view original):
I feel like every link mink posts is to some page with a massive shitprint that crashes my browser.
I wasnt planing on clicking it anyway, but this is a good rule of thumb
8/5/2010 11:05 AM
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