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tylermathias
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Women are the rake, man.  They are the fuckin' rake.
9/4/2010 11:32 PM
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Posted by larry_jew on 9/4/2010 11:25:00 PM (view original):
I find this unacceptable.
My wife has that one on repeat.
9/4/2010 11:37 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 9/4/2010 11:32:00 PM (view original):
Women are the rake, man.  They are the fuckin' rake.
That sounded good, but really didn't make a lot of sense.  Women are like half the pot.  Talking about the emotional health of your relationship is the rake.
9/4/2010 11:41 PM
tylermathias
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Anyone sign Housh yet?  The Skins need to jump all up in that.
9/4/2010 11:42 PM
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Posted by rlahann on 9/4/2010 11:41:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 9/4/2010 11:32:00 PM (view original):
Women are the rake, man.  They are the fuckin' rake.
That sounded good, but really didn't make a lot of sense.  Women are like half the pot.  Talking about the emotional health of your relationship is the rake.
Heh, nitpicky, but valid.  Which is kind of you in a nutshell, really.
9/4/2010 11:44 PM
rlahann
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Close, but doesn't account for my cultural elitism. 


9/4/2010 11:58 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 9/4/2010 11:42:00 PM (view original):
Anyone sign Housh yet?  The Skins need to jump all up in that.
i think i took him in SKAFL, which would completely epitomize my luck in that league every year
9/4/2010 11:58 PM
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tough opener for Vandy
9/5/2010 12:44 AM
vandydave
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glad to see they stayed competitive in it
9/5/2010 8:01 AM
rlahann
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If the S1 playoffs started right now, Bret would be in them.
9/5/2010 9:17 AM
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Posted by tracyr on 9/5/2010 12:44:00 AM (view original):
tough opener for Vandy
you had to be there......
9/5/2010 11:51 AM
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It would have been funnier?
9/5/2010 12:04 PM
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Posted by antonsirius on 9/5/2010 12:04:00 PM (view original):
It would have been funnier?
just another example of our world class ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
9/5/2010 1:29 PM
cbriese
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At least you do so in a world class manner.
9/5/2010 1:32 PM
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I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough...I'm like **** you and **** her too
9/5/2010 3:49 PM
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