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Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 1:34:00 PM (view original):
It's majestic.
Right up there with Bret's 39 point Week 4.
10/5/2010 1:37 PM
I like the way that league shakes out.  If you have a really good season, you gun for one of those byes (with the guaranteed cash that accompanies them).  Then usually all but 3 or 4 teams are alive down most of the stretch run to sneak in to the top 6 and a shot at the playoffs.
10/5/2010 1:39 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 1:35:00 PM (view original):
In one of my 1-3's, I'm running shadow standings in breakdown format in an effort to convince the league to change to that format next season.  I'm 17-27 there, my other 1-3 is probably even worse.

Only 2-2 in that free league we did.  Need to get on the ball and keep myself in the playoff hunt for sidebet purposes.
was that $10 or $25?
10/5/2010 2:02 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 1:39:00 PM (view original):
I like the way that league shakes out.  If you have a really good season, you gun for one of those byes (with the guaranteed cash that accompanies them).  Then usually all but 3 or 4 teams are alive down most of the stretch run to sneak in to the top 6 and a shot at the playoffs.
Well, not guaranteed but, good chance at it.
10/5/2010 2:03 PM
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 10/5/2010 2:02:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 1:35:00 PM (view original):
In one of my 1-3's, I'm running shadow standings in breakdown format in an effort to convince the league to change to that format next season.  I'm 17-27 there, my other 1-3 is probably even worse.

Only 2-2 in that free league we did.  Need to get on the ball and keep myself in the playoff hunt for sidebet purposes.
was that $10 or $25?
I was thinking $20.
10/5/2010 2:09 PM
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 10/5/2010 2:03:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 1:39:00 PM (view original):
I like the way that league shakes out.  If you have a really good season, you gun for one of those byes (with the guaranteed cash that accompanies them).  Then usually all but 3 or 4 teams are alive down most of the stretch run to sneak in to the top 6 and a shot at the playoffs.
Well, not guaranteed but, good chance at it.
Don't we pay 4?
10/5/2010 2:10 PM
Posted by AlCheez on 10/5/2010 1:37:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 1:34:00 PM (view original):
It's majestic.
Right up there with Bret's 39 point Week 4.
yeah, not even good by my standards.  just an all-around bad week.
10/5/2010 2:14 PM

Jose Canseco chronicles his decline on Twitter

A month ago, Canseco said he was living in someone’s garage. Typically, he pitched it as a reality-show idea. (“Someone should do a show called the penthouse to the garage.”)

Now, via Twitter, the apparent nadir.

“I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord (sic) evicted me and would not let me take my chandeleers (sic) with me, need your help to get them back,” he Tweeted on Thursday.

Let’s examine this problem.

Jose Canseco has nowhere to live.

The thing that bothers him most about that situation is that he can’t bring his light fixtures (plural) with him.

He expects a do-gooding lawyer to be so moved by the idea of Jose Canseco reading by the light of poor quality fixtures, that he will rush into court to represent Canseco for nothing.

Other classic Canseco tweets:

Easr bound and out is based on my life ,I wish the producers would contact me I can help them with more info

I am going to be a manager of a mlb team someday

I need an investor to open up my own baseball indoor school.if your interested please email me at [email protected]

I am hung like a clydesdale dammmm I am good

Guys don’t be jealous cause I am tall dark and handsome and just turned 46 and have a gorgeous 23 year old girlfriend not to mention that

I am sleeping in someones garage but its pretty good

10/5/2010 2:45 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 10/5/2010 2:03:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 1:39:00 PM (view original):
I like the way that league shakes out.  If you have a really good season, you gun for one of those byes (with the guaranteed cash that accompanies them).  Then usually all but 3 or 4 teams are alive down most of the stretch run to sneak in to the top 6 and a shot at the playoffs.
Well, not guaranteed but, good chance at it.
Don't we pay 4?
no, three.

200
100
50

10/5/2010 2:49 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 2:45:00 PM (view original):

Jose Canseco chronicles his decline on Twitter

A month ago, Canseco said he was living in someone’s garage. Typically, he pitched it as a reality-show idea. (“Someone should do a show called the penthouse to the garage.”)

Now, via Twitter, the apparent nadir.

“I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord (sic) evicted me and would not let me take my chandeleers (sic) with me, need your help to get them back,” he Tweeted on Thursday.

Let’s examine this problem.

Jose Canseco has nowhere to live.

The thing that bothers him most about that situation is that he can’t bring his light fixtures (plural) with him.

He expects a do-gooding lawyer to be so moved by the idea of Jose Canseco reading by the light of poor quality fixtures, that he will rush into court to represent Canseco for nothing.

Other classic Canseco tweets:

Easr bound and out is based on my life ,I wish the producers would contact me I can help them with more info

I am going to be a manager of a mlb team someday

I need an investor to open up my own baseball indoor school.if your interested please email me at [email protected]

I am hung like a clydesdale dammmm I am good

Guys don’t be jealous cause I am tall dark and handsome and just turned 46 and have a gorgeous 23 year old girlfriend not to mention that

I am sleeping in someones garage but its pretty good

Jose Canseco's tweets reminds me of Fregoes posts
10/5/2010 2:59 PM
yet, not as romantic as your facebook page.
10/5/2010 3:05 PM
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10/5/2010 3:08 PM
ok, now what?
10/5/2010 3:18 PM
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 10/5/2010 2:49:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 2:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 10/5/2010 2:03:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 10/5/2010 1:39:00 PM (view original):
I like the way that league shakes out.  If you have a really good season, you gun for one of those byes (with the guaranteed cash that accompanies them).  Then usually all but 3 or 4 teams are alive down most of the stretch run to sneak in to the top 6 and a shot at the playoffs.
Well, not guaranteed but, good chance at it.
Don't we pay 4?
no, three.

200
100
50

Ah, my fault.
10/5/2010 3:25 PM
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10/5/2010 3:27 PM
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