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larry_jew
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Posted by tylermathias on 10/7/2010 11:45:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 10/7/2010 11:19:00 AM (view original):
I was going to make a joke about you doing something that you are actually qualified to do, but given that I am a history major working as an business consultant, I guess I am not qualified to make that joke.
Yeah, the doctor has been telling these people that they should offer me something in the "legal department" but he has no idea what he's talking about.  Risk management in a hospital system is probably a distinct possibility for my next step, but if I do that, it'll hopefully be for the bigger, better paying hospital system centered about 2 miles from my house.

If I go the strictly legal route, I'll have to convince a mid-sized firm to pay me as a glorified paralegal for a year or so while I get my CLE's caught up on their dime.  Might be a tough sell in the current state of the job market.

If only someone would just pay me what I'm making now, just to post on the interwebs, drink and play poker.

I had interns last summer with better career prospects than you.

10/7/2010 12:51 PM
dherz_263
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Posted by larry_jew on 10/7/2010 12:51:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 10/7/2010 11:45:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 10/7/2010 11:19:00 AM (view original):
I was going to make a joke about you doing something that you are actually qualified to do, but given that I am a history major working as an business consultant, I guess I am not qualified to make that joke.
Yeah, the doctor has been telling these people that they should offer me something in the "legal department" but he has no idea what he's talking about.  Risk management in a hospital system is probably a distinct possibility for my next step, but if I do that, it'll hopefully be for the bigger, better paying hospital system centered about 2 miles from my house.

If I go the strictly legal route, I'll have to convince a mid-sized firm to pay me as a glorified paralegal for a year or so while I get my CLE's caught up on their dime.  Might be a tough sell in the current state of the job market.

If only someone would just pay me what I'm making now, just to post on the interwebs, drink and play poker.

I had interns last summer with better career prospects than you.

Doubtful, they still lived in Indiana
10/7/2010 12:52 PM
larry_jew
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I don't think any of them did, actually.
10/7/2010 12:54 PM
tylermathias
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Posted by larry_jew on 10/7/2010 12:51:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 10/7/2010 11:45:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 10/7/2010 11:19:00 AM (view original):
I was going to make a joke about you doing something that you are actually qualified to do, but given that I am a history major working as an business consultant, I guess I am not qualified to make that joke.
Yeah, the doctor has been telling these people that they should offer me something in the "legal department" but he has no idea what he's talking about.  Risk management in a hospital system is probably a distinct possibility for my next step, but if I do that, it'll hopefully be for the bigger, better paying hospital system centered about 2 miles from my house.

If I go the strictly legal route, I'll have to convince a mid-sized firm to pay me as a glorified paralegal for a year or so while I get my CLE's caught up on their dime.  Might be a tough sell in the current state of the job market.

If only someone would just pay me what I'm making now, just to post on the interwebs, drink and play poker.

I had interns last summer with better career prospects than you.

No doubt.
10/7/2010 12:57 PM
jwelsh1023
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Give Ridgely a call, he can pull some strings.
10/7/2010 1:05 PM
jwelsh1023
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Team Buth PLAYERS
TRADE SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS PRK PTS
  QB Drew Brees, NO QB  P 6 76
  RB Rashard Mendenhall Pit RB 7 85
  RB Felix Jones, Dal RB 57 14
  RB/WR Devin Aromashodu, Chi WR 88 12
  WR Marques Colston, NO WR  P 43 35
  WR Chad Ochocinco, Cin WR 18 58
  TE Visanthe Shiancoe, Min TE  Q 20 32
  D/ST Ravens D/ST, Bal D/ST 25 18
  K Matt Prater, Den K 4 35
  Bench Legedu Naanee, SD WR 34 41
  Bench Kyle Orton, Den QB 4 86
  Bench Josh Morgan, SF WR 53 31
  Bench Benjamin Watson, Cle TE 14 41
  Bench Josh Freeman, TB QB 21 41
  Bench Jason Snelling, Atl RB 15 58
  Bench Lions D/ST, Det D/ST 19 23
 
YOUR PLAYERS
SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS ACTION PRK PTS
QB Peyton Manning, Ind QB   1 114
RB Darren McFadden, Oak RB  Q   6 90
RB Mike Bell, Phi RB   99 2
RB/WR Brandon Lloyd, Den WR   4 82
WR Anquan Boldin, Bal WR   3 83
WR Hakeem Nicks, NYG WR   7 73
TE Dustin Keller, NYJ TE   3 74
D/ST Bears D/ST, Chi D/ST   8 37
K Ryan Succop, KC K   23 18
Bench Jonathan Stewart, Car RB   30 32
Bench Marion Barber, Dal RB   41 22
Bench Willis McGahee, Bal RB   48 18
Bench Correll Buckhalter, Den RB   33 31
Bench Brandon Jackson, GB RB   30 32
Bench Bruce Gradkowski, Oak QB  P   25 35
Bench Brandon Tate, NE WR   49 32

10/7/2010 1:07 PM
jwelsh1023
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give me a trade to propose this guy, he wants an RB
10/7/2010 1:08 PM
robusk
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No clue.  His team is awful outside of Brees and Mendenhall and I actually don't like your RB situation except for McFadden.
10/7/2010 1:12 PM
hugenuge42
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Hey hey hey
10/7/2010 1:13 PM
jwelsh1023
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yeah, i wanted to trade for Orton so maybe I could get some help by trading manning
10/7/2010 1:17 PM
robusk
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Just offer up Barber/Stewart and Gradkowski for Orton and see if he bites.
10/7/2010 1:20 PM
tylermathias
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 10/7/2010 1:05:00 PM (view original):
Give Ridgely a call, he can pull some strings.
Actually, there should be plenty of possibilities, I'm just not sure I want to do any of that ****.  I have no interest in being on the back of anyone's phone book at this time.
10/7/2010 1:24 PM
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Posted by larry_jew on 10/7/2010 12:54:00 PM (view original):
I don't think any of them did, actually.
then I stand corrected
10/7/2010 1:25 PM
hugenuge42
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Sit down herz
10/7/2010 1:29 PM
tylermathias
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The good news is, it's time to start burning some vacation days.  Three day weekend here I come.
10/7/2010 1:52 PM
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