I'd also like to address the end of number 5. "Oh and stop being so ******* fat. If you are fat, get healthier, or swamphawk yourself."
We're fat because kids are fat. Back when I was a kid, you'd say "Hey, fatass, go eat another twinkie, you fat ****." Now, if you do that, you'd be suspended 3 days for bullying. Let kids be kids. They'll call the fat kids "fat ****" and peer pressure will stop the fat kid from having a lunch of ice cream, cotton candy and a 44 oz Mountain Dew. Then the 13 y/o girl in the belly shirt won't have a gut the size of a middle-aged man.
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