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rlahann
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that's unkind.
10/30/2010 10:50 PM
larry_jew
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Earlier I'm behind this raggedy black dude at the pharmacy, and he's trying to buy toothpaste and mouthwash.  He was attempting to scan a card, probably dss or some ****, but it wouldn't take.  He was explaining to the cashier that he didn't have cash and really needed the stuff so in a moment of white guilt I pulled a $20 out of my wallet and gave it to him.  He resisted at first, but I assurred him that it wasn't a problem and he accepted and thanked me.  He then left the store without purchasing the toothpaste and mouthwash.

Any guesses as to where my $20 is right now?
10/30/2010 10:52 PM
cbriese
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In your pocket.
10/30/2010 10:54 PM
vandydave
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good football day
10/30/2010 10:59 PM
tylermathias
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Posted by rlahann on 10/30/2010 10:50:00 PM (view original):
that's unkind.
It is.  I'm just being an *** because she stopped being as much of a drunk as me.....like 9 years ago.
10/30/2010 11:01 PM
tylermathias
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I mean, she was never on my level, but you get the idea.
10/30/2010 11:02 PM
jwelsh1023
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pretty sure i wanna bang rihanna.
10/31/2010 12:11 AM
moy23
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I'm drunk
10/31/2010 12:43 AM
r0b0t
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How's her mastering going, TM? She still work with that Harvard dork?
10/31/2010 1:27 AM
tylermathias
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Mastering?

That guy was my old roommate's ex-boyfriend's asexual brother.
10/31/2010 5:42 AM
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antonsirius
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Jay-Z has AIDS? Damn.
10/31/2010 2:30 PM
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Posted by larry_jew on 10/31/2010 8:12:00 AM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 10/31/2010 12:11:00 AM (view original):
pretty sure i wanna bang rihanna.
enjoy your AIDS.
not all black chicks have AIDS
10/31/2010 2:54 PM
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The Bills sure know how to lose in style.
10/31/2010 4:49 PM
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