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Chipotle is what they serve in heaven.  You sit there eating burritos all day and never get full.
11/9/2010 1:55 PM
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Posted by larry_jew on 11/9/2010 1:55:00 PM (view original):
Chipotle is what they serve in heaven.  You sit there eating burritos all day and never get full.

so in your heaven, you're sitting on a toilet all day?

11/9/2010 2:04 PM
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You know even better than I do that you can't get proper Mexican food in AA... and don't tell me Tios.

Eating Chipotle all day may be my hell.
11/9/2010 2:07 PM
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Well, I would take Chipotle over probably anything with a drive thru.
11/9/2010 2:08 PM
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It's heaven.  Shitting doesn't serve any biological function, it's done purely for enjoyment.

11/9/2010 2:08 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 1:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by antonsirius on 11/9/2010 12:40:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 10:46:00 AM (view original):
I wish I could train between worlds. Montgomery could move a starter to Honolulu for a reliever.
I should see plane or ship to Honolulu, but train might be difficult.
Didn't even see that one. I blame the phone's autocorrect. I guess it took the typo in that direction.
Awesome. I re-wrote what I was saying mid-sentence and forgot to change 'should' to 'can'.
11/9/2010 2:46 PM
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Between mink's mismanagement of his HBD team, our typos, and cbriese's suspicious car theft... I think we've contracted some odd moy disease.
11/9/2010 2:48 PM
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moyfluenza
moy coli
 

11/9/2010 2:53 PM
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11/9/2010 2:53 PM
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Heh. Searched webmd for "idiocy"

Moy Sachs Disease
11/9/2010 2:54 PM
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Symptoms associated with Moy-Sachs disease may include an exaggerated startle response to sudden noises, listlessness, loss of previously acquired skills (i.e., psychomotor regression), and severely diminished muscle tone (hypotonia).
11/9/2010 2:55 PM
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moynopause
11/9/2010 2:56 PM
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moylaria
11/9/2010 2:58 PM
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e-moyli     
11/9/2010 3:00 PM
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Moytiple Sclerosis
11/9/2010 3:01 PM
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